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Stewriffic the new-day
Stewriffic hails from an aerie on a windy crag, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. The gods cursed them with an obsession with rock skipping but a swindler stole the family hackysack. They hope to avenge their uncle's death.
nonplussed hair net of caps locking
knickers of luxury
festering sugar bowl
distorted firkin of the spring breeze
Cloud Of Lightning