Metafilter Character Sheet

cortex the lackland
debater
cortex's past is shrouded in mystery but they were the child of loving parents. Eminent domain displaced their home but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They fear rose-petals.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

sockpuppet of dyslexia
resinous hurdygurdy of bloat
singular steam calliope of contusions

Spells

Fog Of Poison
Lava Cloud
Deletion Wall

Skills

gymnastics
appointment-keeping
arguing
mathematics