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oulipian the orthography typhoon
oulipian was born in the north, where the law is no law, where pirates pirate and rovers rove, where they were raised by wolves. They were entrusted with a magical lute but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They're terrified of tiny things.
lute of poetry
whispering bombshell of mettle
problematic dinner jacket of holding the phone
+5 chafing rubberband gun of caps locking
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