Metafilter Character Sheet
oulipian the orthography typhoon
autodidact
oulipian was born in the north, where the law is no law, where pirates pirate and rovers rove, where they were raised by wolves. They were entrusted with a magical lute but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They're terrified of tiny things.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
6
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
lute of poetry
whispering bombshell of mettle
problematic dinner jacket of holding the phone
+5 chafing rubberband gun of caps locking
Spells
Perfume Vision
I Think What You're Really Asking Is
Lava Plasma
Bile Net
Skills
flim-flam
cat-whispering
bred-liking