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Boobies fight terror. Single link newsfilter, sorry. Is this a new front in the war on terror?
posted by CunningLinguist (16 comments total)

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This is so dumb. Can we have a moratium on dumb-ass Australian news stories.
posted by parmanparman at 6:33 AM on August 15, 2006


Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country...

(oh wait, they're fake boobies? Fake boobs are the devil's work)
posted by jonmc at 6:34 AM on August 15, 2006


Will Homeland Security reimburse me if I get larger breasts to fight terror?

Hell, I'll get 3.
posted by Stynxno at 6:37 AM on August 15, 2006


one on the back for dancing?
posted by jonmc at 6:41 AM on August 15, 2006


Those Amazon women were sooo wrong about breast removal!!
posted by nofundy at 6:41 AM on August 15, 2006


FarkFilter?
posted by homodigitalis at 6:42 AM on August 15, 2006


That's hot.
posted by wfc123 at 6:48 AM on August 15, 2006


'new front' heh.
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 6:48 AM on August 15, 2006


Powerful dumbness.
posted by squirrel at 6:54 AM on August 15, 2006


Let's see. Single-link newsfilter. Four-paragraph link. In-post apology. Typo in seven-word title. Add them up.. hm.. carry the two.. aha! My suspicion was correct! This is a crappy post!
posted by Plutor at 6:56 AM on August 15, 2006 [1 favorite]


I think CunningLinguist needs a comfy chair, a coffee, and a couple of bong hits.
posted by Meatbomb at 7:09 AM on August 15, 2006


All you need is love.
posted by Freen at 7:09 AM on August 15, 2006


Metafilter: needs a comfy chair, a coffee, and a couple of bong hits.
posted by eriko at 7:18 AM on August 15, 2006


MetaFilter: This isn't Fark.
posted by rxrfrx at 7:23 AM on August 15, 2006


I think CunningLinguist needs a comfy chair, a coffee, and a couple of bong hits.

You offering? I'll bring my new implants in case of rockets.
posted by CunningLinguist at 7:32 AM on August 15, 2006


A women's breast looks unnatural without a few scars, and a shape best described as cuboid. How humanity ever managed to breed with those ordinary type 1.0 tits I can't fathom. It's all true. Google it if you don't trust my credentials.
posted by econous at 7:37 AM on August 15, 2006


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