Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

December 1, 2006 10:33 AM

Safety First! [nsfw]
posted by Tacos Are Pretty Great (23 comments total)

We must adopt this traffic control method immediately.
posted by IronLizard at 10:40 AM on December 1, 2006

Tits.
posted by interrobang at 10:40 AM on December 1, 2006

Hey professor? What's another word for pirate treasure?
posted by loquacious at 10:42 AM on December 1, 2006

speed limits come down, rear ending goes up.
posted by twistedonion at 10:56 AM on December 1, 2006

Cute, although apparently women aren't allowed to drive in Denmark!
posted by brundlefly at 11:08 AM on December 1, 2006

Dobbelt
posted by chillmost at 11:10 AM on December 1, 2006

There actually is a "boobies" tag, you know. FYI. FWIW.

On preview, brundlefly raises a good point. Apparently only heterosexual men speed in Denmark.
posted by George_Spiggott at 11:10 AM on December 1, 2006

I can't think of anything snarky to say because..BOOOBIES!
posted by spicynuts at 11:12 AM on December 1, 2006

At least they shaved their armpits.
posted by melkozek at 11:20 AM on December 1, 2006

The Danes are so goddamn civilized. Also, so goddamn hot and blond.

Full disclosure: I like brunettes.
posted by Mister_A at 11:25 AM on December 1, 2006

Brilliant.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 11:33 AM on December 1, 2006

Y'all realised it's a spoof right? Right?
posted by dash_slot- at 11:44 AM on December 1, 2006

Spoof ? What spoof ! You are just envious of her breast !
posted by elpapacito at 11:49 AM on December 1, 2006

Y'all realised it's a spoof right? Right?


I didn't even turn on the sound.
posted by spicynuts at 11:51 AM on December 1, 2006

They lost me when the police chief's name was "Bent Koch Hansen"
posted by briank at 11:55 AM on December 1, 2006

I assumed it was a spoof, which is different than assuming it was a spoof. Vive les boobies!
posted by Mister_A at 11:56 AM on December 1, 2006

I mean it is hilarious an' all, the way that boobies are an' all, but it's hosted here - where they do all the car stunts doin' skateboard style tricks.

So - why would they - the guys who host the cars that fly - host a road safety film, unless it's a spoof?
posted by dash_slot- at 11:57 AM on December 1, 2006

Please replace "assuming" with "realizing".
posted by Mister_A at 11:58 AM on December 1, 2006

My first "DOUBLE". STML (short-term-memory-loss) and all.
posted by winks007 at 12:16 PM on December 1, 2006

As a driver who happens to be blind (differently cited) I find this approach problematic.
posted by hal9k at 12:20 PM on December 1, 2006

Brundlefly, GS - I fully support the restoration of parity by having nearly-naked hunky guys waving speed limit signs as well. Especially if it means continued boobiage for us het male drivers to be distracred by.
posted by hattifattener at 12:34 PM on December 1, 2006

On preview, brundlefly raises a good point.

Interrobang raises a better point.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 1:46 PM on December 1, 2006

But if this were allowed to continue, then construction workers would get NOTHING done.
posted by Cyclopsis Raptor at 1:47 PM on December 1, 2006