The Saddest Thing I Own
August 16, 2007 10:57 AM   Subscribe

"My father was murdered when I was ten years old and I was standing five feet away from him at the time it happened. I was wearing long purple striped shorts, a lavender ribbed shirt, and I was holding The Rip Off MAD." These are a few of The Saddest Thing(s) I Own: user-submitted stories of love, loss, and abandonment.
posted by Atom Eyes (4 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is the saddest doublepost I've ever deleted. -- cortex



 
Coulda been worse. Coulda been the other rip-off Mad.
posted by klangklangston at 11:01 AM on August 16, 2007


God, now I'm craving the Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Stimpy's record collection.
posted by Viomeda at 11:08 AM on August 16, 2007


Doubly sad in fact.
posted by CynicalKnight at 11:14 AM on August 16, 2007


I was wearing long purple striped shorts, a lavender ribbed shirt, and I was holding The Rip Off MAD."

That's gotta be one hell of an engram. Little auditing'll clear that right up.
posted by anazgnos at 11:27 AM on August 16, 2007


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