Appletite for Destruction
April 7, 2010 6:52 AM Subscribe
iPad is having a hard time keeping it together. Whether in attempts to be funny, a stress test or a useful teardown, the iPad gets it. One is excessively violent, maybe reflecting the decline of civilization. Or is Apple merely getting comeuppance for its DRM policy? According to the most famous smasher, at least it's neither Apple hate nor iPad blue. [Warning: all links feature seriously damaged iPads.]
This post was deleted for the following reason: Eh, we're really pushing the limit on the Yet Another iPad Thread thing and this isn't fabulous or anything. Maybe toss these into that in-dash iPad thread from the other day. -- cortex
I remember people buying and then smashing the XBox 360, PS3 and probably other highly-anticipated new gadgets. So not only is it stupid and immature, it's completely unoriginal. Plus, whether you use and enjoy it or smash it to make your totally edgy culture-jamming social statement, APPLE STILL GETS YOUR MONEY, DIPSHIT.
posted by DecemberBoy at 6:59 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by DecemberBoy at 6:59 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
A day without a Metafilter FPP built around Apple's latest product is like a day without sunshine.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 7:00 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 7:00 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
DecemberBoy: "Plus, whether you use and enjoy it or smash it to make your totally edgy culture-jamming social statement, APPLE STILL GETS YOUR MONEY, DIPSHIT."
Are any of these actually social statements? I'm pretty sure what's going on here is simply a public demonstration of wealth. So, yawn.
posted by Plutor at 7:02 AM on April 7, 2010
Are any of these actually social statements? I'm pretty sure what's going on here is simply a public demonstration of wealth. So, yawn.
posted by Plutor at 7:02 AM on April 7, 2010
People are saying I must hate Apple for doing this. Not even," 19-year-old Justin Kockott tells the LA Times.
"We still have two other iPads, plus my family has iPhones, Macs and iPods. I do not at all hate Apple. I love Apple, actually."
The reason for the YouTube stunt, he reveals, was for him and his friends to the first people on the planet to break the much-hyped tablet.
Oh, so you're just kind of a really wealthy dick. I guess that's okay.
posted by Think_Long at 7:05 AM on April 7, 2010 [10 favorites]
"We still have two other iPads, plus my family has iPhones, Macs and iPods. I do not at all hate Apple. I love Apple, actually."
The reason for the YouTube stunt, he reveals, was for him and his friends to the first people on the planet to break the much-hyped tablet.
Oh, so you're just kind of a really wealthy dick. I guess that's okay.
posted by Think_Long at 7:05 AM on April 7, 2010 [10 favorites]
Ah, there's nothing like slipping in an un related jab about Apple and DRM in between links to smashed iPads, especially when there is already ,a thread about the Jesus Device.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:05 AM on April 7, 2010
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:05 AM on April 7, 2010
A day without a Metafilter FPP built around slagging Apple's latest product is like a day without sunshine.
What a waste of useful technology. Why not donate these to a school where they could be put to use?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:06 AM on April 7, 2010
What a waste of useful technology. Why not donate these to a school where they could be put to use?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:06 AM on April 7, 2010
didn't we just have a "break the iPad" thread like yesterday or some such? in a blender?
posted by infini at 7:08 AM on April 7, 2010
posted by infini at 7:08 AM on April 7, 2010
Thanks for the warning text. I saw that Brit 'comedian' tee off on one (literally) and had a flash of nerdrage.
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 7:10 AM on April 7, 2010
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 7:10 AM on April 7, 2010
I refer you to shitmydadsays: "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your [iPad] does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
posted by jessamyn at 7:14 AM on April 7, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by jessamyn at 7:14 AM on April 7, 2010 [4 favorites]
Those who can't do teach.
Those who can't teach teach gym.
Those who can't teach gym smash expensive things in impotent rage over their inability to do anything productive in life, save for hastening the destructive power of entropy.
posted by The White Hat at 7:16 AM on April 7, 2010
Those who can't teach teach gym.
Those who can't teach gym smash expensive things in impotent rage over their inability to do anything productive in life, save for hastening the destructive power of entropy.
posted by The White Hat at 7:16 AM on April 7, 2010
How much money can a person realistically make if their video goes viral on youtube (through embedded ads I mean)?
posted by scunning at 7:17 AM on April 7, 2010
posted by scunning at 7:17 AM on April 7, 2010
They do it for the publicity and internet fame.
Posts like this help give them exactly what they want.
posted by rocket88 at 7:19 AM on April 7, 2010
Posts like this help give them exactly what they want.
posted by rocket88 at 7:19 AM on April 7, 2010
This is why people hate our freedom! Because we smash things that others can't even afford.
(I use the term "hate our freedom" with some irony, however, i really can't stand people destroying things that cost more than my part of the monthly rent)
posted by djduckie at 7:22 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
(I use the term "hate our freedom" with some irony, however, i really can't stand people destroying things that cost more than my part of the monthly rent)
posted by djduckie at 7:22 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
You know those scenes in cartoons where the fat, wealthy villain sits around burning money just for the heck of it? Because he's an asshole? Yeah.
posted by brain_drain at 7:25 AM on April 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by brain_drain at 7:25 AM on April 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
What a waste of useful technology.
That is the point! This is conspicuous consumption, coupled with the transgressive thrills of breaking a popular lust object.
posted by bonehead at 7:33 AM on April 7, 2010
That is the point! This is conspicuous consumption, coupled with the transgressive thrills of breaking a popular lust object.
posted by bonehead at 7:33 AM on April 7, 2010
There's a lot of what seems like actual hatred and outrage in this thread.
Whatever puerile point each of these people is trying to make individually, collectively they've made a rather powerful one: lots of folks here actually care what happens to these devices, a lot more than I would have thought. Go marketing, I guess.
posted by gurple at 7:33 AM on April 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
Whatever puerile point each of these people is trying to make individually, collectively they've made a rather powerful one: lots of folks here actually care what happens to these devices, a lot more than I would have thought. Go marketing, I guess.
posted by gurple at 7:33 AM on April 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
A day without a Metafilter FPP built around slagging Apple's latest product is like a day without sunshine.
I don't think this post is really ripping on Apple, but here's the thing about people that do - they're far, far more preoccupied with hating Apple than they say we are with loving them, which is ostensibly the reason they hate Apple in the first place. It's like, I say, "boy I sure like my Mac, and my iPhone is really cool too", and then they reply "HA HA YOU IDIOT I PAID HALF AS MUCH FOR MY RANDOM COLLECTION OF TAIWANESE JUNK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JET ENGINE TAKING OFF (well, they wouldn't say that), YOU ELITIST, YOU FOLLOWER, YOU CONFORMIST!", and like, I'm the cultist. But whatever.
posted by DecemberBoy at 7:35 AM on April 7, 2010 [4 favorites]
I don't think this post is really ripping on Apple, but here's the thing about people that do - they're far, far more preoccupied with hating Apple than they say we are with loving them, which is ostensibly the reason they hate Apple in the first place. It's like, I say, "boy I sure like my Mac, and my iPhone is really cool too", and then they reply "HA HA YOU IDIOT I PAID HALF AS MUCH FOR MY RANDOM COLLECTION OF TAIWANESE JUNK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JET ENGINE TAKING OFF (well, they wouldn't say that), YOU ELITIST, YOU FOLLOWER, YOU CONFORMIST!", and like, I'm the cultist. But whatever.
posted by DecemberBoy at 7:35 AM on April 7, 2010 [4 favorites]
I don't think this post is really ripping on Apple
Well, I flagged it for the godawful editorializing in it, which has literally nothing to do with the rest of links. Seriously, who cares if you hate Apple? GYOFB.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:37 AM on April 7, 2010
Well, I flagged it for the godawful editorializing in it, which has literally nothing to do with the rest of links. Seriously, who cares if you hate Apple? GYOFB.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:37 AM on April 7, 2010
DecemberBoy: I'm not really an Apple hater, but I honestly did pay 1/2 as much for a non apple MP3, OGG player 8 years ago that sounds good, has 30 GB storage and still works with the original battery.
The only thing I have against some Apple users is the willingness to run and buy the latest version gadget when what they have still works great... of course that is not something exclusive to Apple users.
posted by edgeways at 7:45 AM on April 7, 2010
The only thing I have against some Apple users is the willingness to run and buy the latest version gadget when what they have still works great... of course that is not something exclusive to Apple users.
posted by edgeways at 7:45 AM on April 7, 2010
Putting an non-functional, "buy stuff from us and only us" kiosk device into a blender seems kind of redundant. It's already fundamentally broken, this just makes the body look ugly.
posted by DU at 7:46 AM on April 7, 2010
posted by DU at 7:46 AM on April 7, 2010
I wish Apple made a thick skin app so their customers' feelings wouldn't be so hurt by PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET criticising a product or corporation.
posted by rocket88 at 7:47 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by rocket88 at 7:47 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
here's the thing about people that do - they're far, far more preoccupied with hating Apple than they say we are with loving them
Just because you say it (whether about Apple "haters" or about atheists) doesn't make it true.
posted by DU at 7:47 AM on April 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
Just because you say it (whether about Apple "haters" or about atheists) doesn't make it true.
posted by DU at 7:47 AM on April 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
lots of folks here actually care what happens to these devices, a lot more than I would have thought.
Really? I'm not taking that away from these comments at all.
This is more what I'm taking away from the comments here and from all of the stupid smash the iPad GRAR videos. Pointless attention-seeking is not really all that fascinating anymore, although many people obviously still think it is.
Last year we gave $10-15,000 to the Make a Wish Foundation (my little sister is sick). It's not like we're greedy, it's not like we did it to rub it in and say, "We have the money, oh look at us."
No, it's like you (or, more accurately, your parents) did that one token charitable thing and thought that doing it was a free pass to do whatever stupid shit you wanted to do in life.
posted by blucevalo at 7:48 AM on April 7, 2010
Really? I'm not taking that away from these comments at all.
This is more what I'm taking away from the comments here and from all of the stupid smash the iPad GRAR videos. Pointless attention-seeking is not really all that fascinating anymore, although many people obviously still think it is.
Last year we gave $10-15,000 to the Make a Wish Foundation (my little sister is sick). It's not like we're greedy, it's not like we did it to rub it in and say, "We have the money, oh look at us."
No, it's like you (or, more accurately, your parents) did that one token charitable thing and thought that doing it was a free pass to do whatever stupid shit you wanted to do in life.
posted by blucevalo at 7:48 AM on April 7, 2010
Putting an non-functional, "buy stuff from us and only us" kiosk device into a blender seems kind of redundant. It's already fundamentally broken, this just makes the body look ugly.
I think you may be overstating your case a bit.
posted by brain_drain at 7:48 AM on April 7, 2010
I think you may be overstating your case a bit.
posted by brain_drain at 7:48 AM on April 7, 2010
GRAR APPLE JOBS iWHATEVER
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:49 AM on April 7, 2010
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:49 AM on April 7, 2010
Yeah, what is with the kids these days smashing perfectly good computers. In my day had one Macintosh at the school and we were glad when we got to use it for 5 minutes of learning games. And what's with this lady GOOGOO?
Stay old and crotchety Metafiler.
posted by afu at 7:50 AM on April 7, 2010
Stay old and crotchety Metafiler.
posted by afu at 7:50 AM on April 7, 2010
Oh, definitely find it to be the case that there's much more irrational Apple-hate in these types of discussions than irrational Apple love.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 7:51 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by KirkJobSluder at 7:51 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
I wish Apple made a thick skin app so their customers' feelings wouldn't be so hurt by PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET criticising a product or corporation.
I wish Microsoft made a blogging app, so that their childish users could act out and misbehave on their own, without having to share with the rest of the world.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:52 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
I wish Microsoft made a blogging app, so that their childish users could act out and misbehave on their own, without having to share with the rest of the world.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:52 AM on April 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
If book burnings are a social statement why wouldn’t the intentional destruction of a designed object be?
Note I also wonder about the book burning situation, I mean the publisher got your money anyway right? It’s not like they can’t print another one.
posted by edbles at 7:53 AM on April 7, 2010
Note I also wonder about the book burning situation, I mean the publisher got your money anyway right? It’s not like they can’t print another one.
posted by edbles at 7:53 AM on April 7, 2010
This is more what I'm taking away from the comments here and from all of the stupid smash the iPad GRAR videos.
Bunch of knuckle-dragging, foolish children.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:54 AM on April 7, 2010
Bunch of knuckle-dragging, foolish children.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:54 AM on April 7, 2010
Oh, definitely find it to be the case that there's much more irrational Apple-hate in these types of discussions than irrational Apple love.
Yeah Blazecock and DecemberBoy jumping in with preemptive derails against Apple hatred is completely rational.
posted by afu at 7:58 AM on April 7, 2010
Yeah Blazecock and DecemberBoy jumping in with preemptive derails against Apple hatred is completely rational.
posted by afu at 7:58 AM on April 7, 2010
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