What's next? The Dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs in bee costumes?
September 19, 2005 8:59 AM Subscribe
Delivers what it promises.
posted by boo_radley at 9:04 AM on September 19, 2005 [1 favorite]
posted by boo_radley at 9:04 AM on September 19, 2005 [1 favorite]
What a horrible website. What kind of a person tortures animals like that? I have reported this website to HSUS and I hope Matt deletes this post ASAP.
posted by lazy-ville at 9:06 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by lazy-ville at 9:06 AM on September 19, 2005
Why did this remind me of that Blind Melon song...
posted by SirOmega at 9:06 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by SirOmega at 9:06 AM on September 19, 2005
Sadly, no-one appears to have taken up the challenge of the logical (but technically more difficult) companion site. Will no enterprising apiarists make dogbees a reality?
posted by thatwhichfalls at 9:08 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by thatwhichfalls at 9:08 AM on September 19, 2005
What about dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
posted by stifford at 9:09 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by stifford at 9:09 AM on September 19, 2005
Somebody needs to do a version of that Blind Melon song with barking dogs, like that Jingle Bells novelty track that comes around every year.
posted by gimonca at 9:11 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by gimonca at 9:11 AM on September 19, 2005
The "Premier online repository"?
Doesn't that sort of suggest that there's more than one? I had no idea that this was such a widespread practice...
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 9:16 AM on September 19, 2005
Doesn't that sort of suggest that there's more than one? I had no idea that this was such a widespread practice...
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 9:16 AM on September 19, 2005
Oh come on, Dormant Gorilla. Where have you been living, in a cave?
posted by iconomy at 9:21 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by iconomy at 9:21 AM on September 19, 2005
Would you believe me if I told you there were even more new beedogs?
*brain explodes*
posted by gwint at 9:23 AM on September 19, 2005
*brain explodes*
posted by gwint at 9:23 AM on September 19, 2005
Sometimes, when I see a pointless political battle between a middle-of-the-road conservative and a middle-of-the-road liberal, or when an entire thread is taken up with references to other MeFi posts, I wonder why I even spent that five bucks. Honestly, every once in a while, I absolutely hate MetaFilter.
But then I go on for my morning visit, and I see something like beedogs, and it makes it all go away. Did you see Aster? C-U-T-E!!!!!
posted by ford and the prefects at 9:38 AM on September 19, 2005
But then I go on for my morning visit, and I see something like beedogs, and it makes it all go away. Did you see Aster? C-U-T-E!!!!!
posted by ford and the prefects at 9:38 AM on September 19, 2005
Wait, I thought that pugs are across between a dog and an insect. You sure these aren't just pictures taken before wing-removal surgery?
posted by squirrel at 9:40 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by squirrel at 9:40 AM on September 19, 2005
Not surprisingly each photo features a dog with an expression on his/her face that says, "My human companion is a moron. Please help me."
posted by dobbs at 9:46 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by dobbs at 9:46 AM on September 19, 2005
I, Herman Hugelback III, inventor and patent-holder for the dog bee costume, wholeheartedly endorse this post. I look forward to rubbing more filthy, filthy money over my bloated personage as this site grows.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:54 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:54 AM on September 19, 2005
You just know that for someone out there, this is a dirty, dirty fetish site.
posted by maryh at 10:09 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by maryh at 10:09 AM on September 19, 2005
This is even better than cats in sinks.
Still needs more pugs, though.
posted by kalimac at 10:15 AM on September 19, 2005
Still needs more pugs, though.
posted by kalimac at 10:15 AM on September 19, 2005
You just know that for someone out there, this is a dirty, dirty fetish site
maryh, that honestly made me crack up. And then go revisit the site for erotic potential...
And squirrel, you are officially off the christmas list. To be replaced by mfbridges.
posted by jonson at 10:28 AM on September 19, 2005
maryh, that honestly made me crack up. And then go revisit the site for erotic potential...
And squirrel, you are officially off the christmas list. To be replaced by mfbridges.
posted by jonson at 10:28 AM on September 19, 2005
Thanks OP. I needed that.
posted by dig_duggler at 10:33 AM on September 19, 2005
posted by dig_duggler at 10:33 AM on September 19, 2005
...Where have you been, living in a cave?
Hey now. I'm in new york, the cave was the only thing I could afford. And I think you'll find we like to refer to it as a "negative fourth story floor-through with Original Moldings and Exposed Rock walls."
Seriously though- I'm terrified of bees but love dogs, so this is giving me some serious cognitive dissonance. When the dogs have their little caucus to determine whether or not to rise up and enslave humanity, this is going to be exhibit A.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 10:34 AM on September 19, 2005
Hey now. I'm in new york, the cave was the only thing I could afford. And I think you'll find we like to refer to it as a "negative fourth story floor-through with Original Moldings and Exposed Rock walls."
Seriously though- I'm terrified of bees but love dogs, so this is giving me some serious cognitive dissonance. When the dogs have their little caucus to determine whether or not to rise up and enslave humanity, this is going to be exhibit A.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 10:34 AM on September 19, 2005
I, for one, welcome our new canine, insect... oh, nevermind.
posted by ObscureReferenceMan at 12:18 PM on September 19, 2005
posted by ObscureReferenceMan at 12:18 PM on September 19, 2005
If cats and dogs rule the afterlife, we humans are assured an eternity of humiliating pay-back!
posted by ericb at 1:03 PM on September 19, 2005
posted by ericb at 1:03 PM on September 19, 2005
When I think of dogs and bees in the same context, I always think of this quote:
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
- Homer Jay Simpson
posted by psmealey at 2:39 PM on September 19, 2005
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
- Homer Jay Simpson
posted by psmealey at 2:39 PM on September 19, 2005
I dress my pug up for Halloween, she's been a witch, an angel and yes, a bee.
posted by yodelingisfun at 3:56 PM on September 19, 2005
posted by yodelingisfun at 3:56 PM on September 19, 2005
psmealy: yes, so do I (see title tag) and so does stifford (see here).
posted by jonson at 4:59 PM on September 19, 2005
posted by jonson at 4:59 PM on September 19, 2005
Too cute. My dog would never let me put him in that getup though. : )
posted by SisterHavana at 7:36 AM on September 20, 2005
posted by SisterHavana at 7:36 AM on September 20, 2005
Anybody check this out in the links section: Suger Bush Squirrel. Oh the humanity or should that be oh the Squirreldom. The Michael Jackson section is quite creepy and so is the bio of Sugar Bush's mom.
posted by Meaney at 3:15 PM on September 20, 2005
posted by Meaney at 3:15 PM on September 20, 2005
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