You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
December 14, 2009 9:50 AM Subscribe
Millenium Falcon Bed. I want to put this on my Amazon wishlist. Don't you?
Jar Jar and the Ewok are in the cockpit because while she likes to seduce nerds, she also likes angry sex.
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:00 AM on December 14, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:00 AM on December 14, 2009 [4 favorites]
Unless your social life is markedly different than mine, it seems like a couch, coffee table or conversation piece would be a better place to put this kind of nerdery.
posted by DU at 10:01 AM on December 14, 2009
posted by DU at 10:01 AM on December 14, 2009
"Do you come with the bed?"
"Giggle. Oh, you."
...
"Do you come with the bed?"
"Giggle. Oh, you."
posted by interrobang at 10:07 AM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
"Giggle. Oh, you."
...
"Do you come with the bed?"
"Giggle. Oh, you."
posted by interrobang at 10:07 AM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
Jar Jar and the Ewok are in the cockpit because she wants to keep her Chewbacca and Han Solo figurines mint.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:20 AM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Ok, the double entendres in the link's comments are great.
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
Har!
posted by mazola at 10:32 AM on December 14, 2009
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
Har!
posted by mazola at 10:32 AM on December 14, 2009
Parsecs-y!
posted by swift at 10:37 AM on December 14, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by swift at 10:37 AM on December 14, 2009 [4 favorites]
We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.
I love it so much.
posted by hifiparasol at 11:00 AM on December 14, 2009 [3 favorites]
I love it so much.
posted by hifiparasol at 11:00 AM on December 14, 2009 [3 favorites]
I want to put this on my Amazon wishlist. Don't you?
"There's one, set for stun!"
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:00 AM on December 14, 2009
"There's one, set for stun!"
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:00 AM on December 14, 2009
Also: You know that part in A New Hope where Leia pushes past Chewbacca and says something like "will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"
Isn't she supposed to be, like, a diplomat?
posted by hifiparasol at 11:02 AM on December 14, 2009
Isn't she supposed to be, like, a diplomat?
posted by hifiparasol at 11:02 AM on December 14, 2009
Isn't she supposed to be, like, a diplomat?
She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:07 AM on December 14, 2009 [3 favorites]
She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:07 AM on December 14, 2009 [3 favorites]
It's the perfect place to tinker with the R2 unit.
posted by slimepuppy at 11:08 AM on December 14, 2009
posted by slimepuppy at 11:08 AM on December 14, 2009
She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!
That's what happens when you never know the love of a real mother and father.
posted by hifiparasol at 11:17 AM on December 14, 2009
That's what happens when you never know the love of a real mother and father.
posted by hifiparasol at 11:17 AM on December 14, 2009
We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.
Why front a little when you can MC Frontalot.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:19 AM on December 14, 2009
Why front a little when you can MC Frontalot.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:19 AM on December 14, 2009
Carrie Fisher can have a new opening for her show now. Stagehands carry her out on that bed.
posted by Danf at 11:24 AM on December 14, 2009
posted by Danf at 11:24 AM on December 14, 2009
We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.
She'll make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:22 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
She'll make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:22 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
I much prefer the dinosaur bed over at Neatorama: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/12/10/sleep-peacefully-in-the-jaws-of-a-dinosaur.
posted by bizwiz2 at 12:25 PM on December 14, 2009
posted by bizwiz2 at 12:25 PM on December 14, 2009
"This one goes there—that one goes there!"
posted by steef at 12:39 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by steef at 12:39 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.
It would be a good place to launch into the classic string of lines where you replace a word with "pants".
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
I feel a disturbance in the pants...
Your pants, you will not need them.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Away put your pants, I mean you no harm.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:01 PM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
It would be a good place to launch into the classic string of lines where you replace a word with "pants".
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
I feel a disturbance in the pants...
Your pants, you will not need them.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Away put your pants, I mean you no harm.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:01 PM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
"Look, sir, pants!"
posted by hifiparasol at 1:06 PM on December 14, 2009
posted by hifiparasol at 1:06 PM on December 14, 2009
Laugh it up, fuzzball...
posted by middleclasstool at 1:46 PM on December 14, 2009
posted by middleclasstool at 1:46 PM on December 14, 2009
Ha! bizwiz2, that dino will cost in therapy.
Line most likely used when owning this bed: "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
posted by dabitch at 2:00 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Line most likely used when owning this bed: "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
posted by dabitch at 2:00 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
It's all fun and games until some stormtroopers come in to inspect it.
posted by drezdn at 2:21 PM on December 14, 2009
posted by drezdn at 2:21 PM on December 14, 2009
Leia lookalike not included.
Too bad. That's the only way you'd get a woman into this bed.
posted by kirkaracha at 2:51 PM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
Aren't you a little short for a stormschtupper?
posted by kirkaracha at 2:52 PM on December 14, 2009
posted by kirkaracha at 2:52 PM on December 14, 2009
She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!
Give the chick a break, somebody just blew up her planet!
posted by gnutron at 3:06 PM on December 14, 2009
Give the chick a break, somebody just blew up her planet!
posted by gnutron at 3:06 PM on December 14, 2009
"But how could they be jamming us if they don't know if we're coming?"
posted by steef at 4:41 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by steef at 4:41 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
"Hay, it looks like Han really did shoot first."
posted by mosk at 4:43 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by mosk at 4:43 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Yahoo! Let's blow this thing so we can all go home!!
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 4:44 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 4:44 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Not to break the quota of Simpsons quotes, but...
Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.
Homer: The one down the hall.
Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Kirk: Oh. Yeah.
posted by dgaicun at 5:05 PM on December 14, 2009
Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.
Homer: The one down the hall.
Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Kirk: Oh. Yeah.
posted by dgaicun at 5:05 PM on December 14, 2009
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