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December 14, 2009 9:50 AM   Subscribe

Millenium Falcon Bed. I want to put this on my Amazon wishlist. Don't you?
posted by pjern (40 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

 
No, do not want. Love your title, though.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:51 AM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]


Jar Jar Binks belongs nowhere near the Millenium Falcon... wrong on so many levels.
posted by inthe80s at 9:54 AM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


Perfect for lighting up the insides of a massive asteroid tube worm.

WILL THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE NEVER STOP?
posted by Burhanistan at 9:57 AM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]


Jar Jar and the Ewok are in the cockpit because while she likes to seduce nerds, she also likes angry sex.
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:00 AM on December 14, 2009 [4 favorites]


Unless your social life is markedly different than mine, it seems like a couch, coffee table or conversation piece would be a better place to put this kind of nerdery.
posted by DU at 10:01 AM on December 14, 2009


That will go great with the carbonite desk.
posted by exogenous at 10:05 AM on December 14, 2009


Will go well with the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
posted by nimsey lou at 10:06 AM on December 14, 2009


"Do you come with the bed?"

"Giggle. Oh, you."

...

"Do you come with the bed?"

"Giggle. Oh, you."

posted by interrobang at 10:07 AM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]



Jar Jar and the Ewok are in the cockpit because
she wants to keep her Chewbacca and Han Solo figurines mint.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:20 AM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


Ok, the double entendres in the link's comments are great.

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

Har!
posted by mazola at 10:32 AM on December 14, 2009


Parsecs-y!
posted by swift at 10:37 AM on December 14, 2009 [4 favorites]


Giggidy!
posted by stevil at 10:38 AM on December 14, 2009


We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.

I love it so much.
posted by hifiparasol at 11:00 AM on December 14, 2009 [3 favorites]


I want to put this on my Amazon wishlist. Don't you?

"There's one, set for stun!"
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:00 AM on December 14, 2009


Also: You know that part in A New Hope where Leia pushes past Chewbacca and says something like "will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"

Isn't she supposed to be, like, a diplomat?
posted by hifiparasol at 11:02 AM on December 14, 2009


Isn't she supposed to be, like, a diplomat?

She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:07 AM on December 14, 2009 [3 favorites]


It's the perfect place to tinker with the R2 unit.
posted by slimepuppy at 11:08 AM on December 14, 2009


She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!

That's what happens when you never know the love of a real mother and father.
posted by hifiparasol at 11:17 AM on December 14, 2009


Secret Quonsar don't fail me now!
posted by schleppo at 11:18 AM on December 14, 2009


We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.

Why front a little when you can MC Frontalot.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:19 AM on December 14, 2009


Carrie Fisher can have a new opening for her show now. Stagehands carry her out on that bed.
posted by Danf at 11:24 AM on December 14, 2009


We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.

She'll make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:22 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


I much prefer the dinosaur bed over at Neatorama: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/12/10/sleep-peacefully-in-the-jaws-of-a-dinosaur.
posted by bizwiz2 at 12:25 PM on December 14, 2009


"This one goes therethat one goes there!"
posted by steef at 12:39 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.

It would be a good place to launch into the classic string of lines where you replace a word with "pants".

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
I feel a disturbance in the pants...
Your pants, you will not need them.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Away put your pants, I mean you no harm.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:01 PM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]


This little one's not worth the effort...
posted by mazola at 1:04 PM on December 14, 2009


"Look, sir, pants!"
posted by hifiparasol at 1:06 PM on December 14, 2009


Laugh it up, fuzzball...
posted by middleclasstool at 1:46 PM on December 14, 2009


Get your kicks...
posted by MrVisible at 1:49 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


Ha! bizwiz2, that dino will cost in therapy.

Line most likely used when owning this bed: "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
posted by dabitch at 2:00 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


It's all fun and games until some stormtroopers come in to inspect it.
posted by drezdn at 2:21 PM on December 14, 2009


Leia lookalike not included.

Too bad. That's the only way you'd get a woman into this bed.
posted by kirkaracha at 2:51 PM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]


Aren't you a little short for a stormschtupper?
posted by kirkaracha at 2:52 PM on December 14, 2009


She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!

Give the chick a break, somebody just blew up her planet!
posted by gnutron at 3:06 PM on December 14, 2009


"But how could they be jamming us if they don't know if we're coming?"
posted by steef at 4:41 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


"Hay, it looks like Han really did shoot first."
posted by mosk at 4:43 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


Yahoo! Let's blow this thing so we can all go home!!
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 4:44 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]


"I got one!"

"Don't get cocky!"
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 4:45 PM on December 14, 2009


Not to break the quota of Simpsons quotes, but...

Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.

Homer: The one down the hall.

Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?

Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Kirk: Oh. Yeah.
posted by dgaicun at 5:05 PM on December 14, 2009


Just awful.
posted by juiceCake at 8:21 PM on December 14, 2009


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