Jar Jar and the Ewok are in the cockpit because while she likes to seduce nerds, she also likes angry sex. posted by Slap*Happy at 10:00 AM on December 14, 2009 [4 favorites]
Unless your social life is markedly different than mine, it seems like a couch, coffee table or conversation piece would be a better place to put this kind of nerdery. posted by DU at 10:01 AM on December 14, 2009
Jar Jar and the Ewok are in the cockpit because she wants to keep her Chewbacca and Han Solo figurines mint. posted by louche mustachio at 10:20 AM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Ok, the double entendres in the link's comments are great.
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
Also: You know that part in A New Hope where Leia pushes past Chewbacca and says something like "will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"
Isn't she supposed to be, like, a diplomat? posted by hifiparasol at 11:02 AM on December 14, 2009
Isn't she supposed to be, like, a diplomat?
She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?! posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:07 AM on December 14, 2009 [3 favorites]
It's the perfect place to tinker with the R2 unit. posted by slimepuppy at 11:08 AM on December 14, 2009
She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!
That's what happens when you never know the love of a real mother and father. posted by hifiparasol at 11:17 AM on December 14, 2009
Secret Quonsar don't fail me now! posted by schleppo at 11:18 AM on December 14, 2009
We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.
I much prefer the dinosaur bed over at Neatorama: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/12/10/sleep-peacefully-in-the-jaws-of-a-dinosaur. posted by bizwiz2 at 12:25 PM on December 14, 2009
"This one goes there—that one goes there!" posted by steef at 12:39 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
We are now at the point where it's impossible to have any conversation about Star Wars that doesn't degenerate into a series of juvenile sex puns.
It would be a good place to launch into the classic string of lines where you replace a word with "pants".
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
I feel a disturbance in the pants...
Your pants, you will not need them.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Away put your pants, I mean you no harm. posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:01 PM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
This little one's not worth the effort... posted by mazola at 1:04 PM on December 14, 2009
"Look, sir, pants!" posted by hifiparasol at 1:06 PM on December 14, 2009
Line most likely used when owning this bed: "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." posted by dabitch at 2:00 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
It's all fun and games until some stormtroopers come in to inspect it. posted by drezdn at 2:21 PM on December 14, 2009
Leia lookalike not included.
Too bad. That's the only way you'd get a woman into this bed. posted by kirkaracha at 2:51 PM on December 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
Aren't you a little short for a stormschtupper? posted by kirkaracha at 2:52 PM on December 14, 2009
She kept kissing her brother who was from that redneck planet, then hooked up with a known smuggler, what's up with that?!
Give the chick a break, somebody just blew up her planet! posted by gnutron at 3:06 PM on December 14, 2009
"But how could they be jamming us if they don't know if we're coming?" posted by steef at 4:41 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
"Hay, it looks like Han really did shoot first." posted by mosk at 4:43 PM on December 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
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