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CAIN MARKO 2016: Why settle for a metaphorical juggernaut?
posted by Sangermaine at 1:23 PM on August 12, 2015 [15 favorites]
posted by Sangermaine at 1:23 PM on August 12, 2015 [15 favorites]
I'm convinced. Long live president Gilmore.
posted by paper chromatographologist at 1:25 PM on August 12, 2015
posted by paper chromatographologist at 1:25 PM on August 12, 2015
*Opens Developer Tools, edits source*
"Prepare for President Rangi. ... I think Rangi is a juggernaut that cannot be stopped."
Finally, the mainstream media gets something right!
posted by Rangi at 1:35 PM on August 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
"Prepare for President Rangi. ... I think Rangi is a juggernaut that cannot be stopped."
Finally, the mainstream media gets something right!
posted by Rangi at 1:35 PM on August 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
Bernie Sanders is a 5/3 artifact creature who must attack each turn if possible and can't be blocked by walls.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:39 PM on August 12, 2015 [19 favorites]
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:39 PM on August 12, 2015 [19 favorites]
What I want to know is which candidate will LITERALLY crush their own supporters to death under the massive wheels of a mighty chariot fashioned to celebrate their puissance and glor-- oh, Trump? Okay
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:40 PM on August 12, 2015 [14 favorites]
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:40 PM on August 12, 2015 [14 favorites]
I read that as "My candidate is a juggalo that cannot be stopped."
posted by octobersurprise at 1:47 PM on August 12, 2015 [9 favorites]
posted by octobersurprise at 1:47 PM on August 12, 2015 [9 favorites]
Walker is denying reports that 14 of his supporters were crushed by his ceremonial wagon during the ratha yatra.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 2:23 PM on August 12, 2015
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 2:23 PM on August 12, 2015
I can't stomach thinking about any of these people as being unstoppable.
posted by bleep at 2:25 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by bleep at 2:25 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
In the most recent Real Clear Politics polling average, Webb is at 1.8 percent -- and that's already better than Martin O'Malley, who's at 1.6.
That's amusingly sad for both of them.
posted by numaner at 2:27 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
That's amusingly sad for both of them.
posted by numaner at 2:27 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
What about Nixon? Sure, nobody can run for president three times, but with his shiny new robot body...
aroo...
posted by mrgoat at 2:46 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
aroo...
posted by mrgoat at 2:46 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
I'd take Cyborg Lich-Nixon over Walker or Cruz.
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:50 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:50 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
prize bull octorok: “I'd take Cyborg Lich-Nixon over Walker or Cruz.”Cyborg Lich-Nixon: Why settle for a lesser evil?
posted by ob1quixote at 3:03 PM on August 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
WHERE'S LAWRENCE LESSIG?
Lincoln Chafee's in this one?
posted by Apocryphon at 3:13 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
Lincoln Chafee's in this one?
posted by Apocryphon at 3:13 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
What I want to know is which candidate will LITERALLY crush their own supporters to death under the massive wheels of a mighty chariot fashioned to celebrate their puissance and glor-- oh, Trump? Okay
So, you're saying Trump is the best shot at having Imortan Joe in charge in our lifetimes? Now that's a campaign slogan.
Who killed the world indeed.
posted by nubs at 3:31 PM on August 12, 2015 [4 favorites]
So, you're saying Trump is the best shot at having Imortan Joe in charge in our lifetimes? Now that's a campaign slogan.
Who killed the world indeed.
posted by nubs at 3:31 PM on August 12, 2015 [4 favorites]
I love this. It's automated cherry picking. The time I'll save now that the heavy lifting is done!
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 5:12 PM on August 12, 2015
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 5:12 PM on August 12, 2015
'Juggernaut That Cannot Be Stopped An Unnecessarily Repetitive Tautology'
posted by perhapsolutely at 8:07 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by perhapsolutely at 8:07 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
Cyborg Lich-Nixon: Why settle for a lesser evil?
::cough::
posted by FatherDagon at 1:13 PM on August 13, 2015 [2 favorites]
::cough::
posted by FatherDagon at 1:13 PM on August 13, 2015 [2 favorites]
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