The College Football/Vore Crossover Nobody Asked For

December 30, 2023 11:21 AM

It is bowl season in college football in the US, and beyond the major New Years bowls, there's a wide array of lesser bowls with all sorts of odd sponsors. One of this year's new bowls was the Pop-Tarts Bowl, played between Kansas State and NC State, and which had a number of bizzare elements - but none so much as the bowl's walking Pop-Tart mascot being cooked for champions Kansas State to devour. (SLYT)
posted by NoxAeternum (11 comments total)

There are two Pop-Tarts in a package.
posted by box at 11:29 AM on December 30, 2023 [8 favorites]

I enjoyed this tweet.
posted by riruro at 11:47 AM on December 30, 2023 [7 favorites]

mods asleep, post Pop-Tarts®
posted by glonous keming at 12:19 PM on December 30, 2023 [5 favorites]

(steals poptart sign)

MICHIGAN!
posted by clavdivs at 12:44 PM on December 30, 2023 [2 favorites]

I might not have been asking for this before, but I'm asking for it now.

If there's gotta be football happening, mix it up with vore and all manner of other things. The horny kind of furries. That thing where folks get off on getting stomped on like not just being stepped on but being stomped on specifically like Godzilla. Regular old stepping-on enthusiasts.

Every time a football game airs, I want a bunch of middle-aged men to say "Well shit that just awoke something..."
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 12:48 PM on December 30, 2023 [9 favorites]

This is the Kerstperiode in cyclocross, so I've been tuning into that all week.

I grew up with football on the tv every single gotsdarn weekend, so I blissfully ignore all that nonsense now as an adult.
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 12:59 PM on December 30, 2023

TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS
posted by The Card Cheat at 1:47 PM on December 30, 2023

As Saint Augustine wrote, "Nobody eats this flesh without previously adoring it."
posted by thatwhichfalls at 2:16 PM on December 30, 2023 [2 favorites]

The horny kind of furries.

There's another kind?
posted by hippybear at 3:01 PM on December 30, 2023 [1 favorite]

i mean, ace furries exist
posted by bombastic lowercase pronouncements at 3:17 PM on December 30, 2023 [1 favorite]

Saying this sincerely and happy to be corrected: not a furry but gathered that there were some really different motivations (? wrong word) for furriness
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 3:41 PM on December 30, 2023