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Lurker the hairy-footed
prescriptivist
Lurker's past is shrouded in mystery but they were the child of loving parents. Eminent domain displaced their home but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. For days, they've been followed by a astute walrus.
Equipment
polygonal glaive of grit
unpleasant treaty of westfalia
Spells
Toxic Cloud
Paper
Cat Aura
Skills
goalpost relocation
fitted sheet folding