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Lurker the fitzempress
knight
Lurker was discovered in the wilderness, orphaned at a young age. They aspired to learn hypnosis, to no success, but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They hope to avenge their co-worker's death.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
7
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

unpleasant claw of clickbait
turbulent fig leaf
emperical blouse

Spells

Miasma Of Fave
Joke Net
What The Fuck Matt
Wind Tornado

Skills

derailing
question begging