Metafilter Character Sheet

Lurker the humanist
smith
Lurker hails from the deepest jungle, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They read a couple wikipedia pages about phlebotany but a swindler stole the family firkin. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
7
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

shrouded mortarboard
stole of calling out

Spells

Signal Migs
Barrier Of Deletion

Skills

phlebotany
cat-whispering