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Lurker the hairy-footed
prescriptivist
Lurker's past is shrouded in mystery but they were the child of loving parents. Eminent domain displaced their home but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. For days, they've been followed by a astute walrus.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

polygonal glaive of grit
unpleasant treaty of westfalia

Spells

Toxic Cloud
Paper
Cat Aura

Skills

goalpost relocation
fitted sheet folding