Metafilter Character Sheet

Lurker the frenzied
lurker
No one knows where Lurker came from but they were an only child. They taught themselves cataloguing but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They fear mirrors.
Voracity:
4
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
14

Equipment

ductile t-shirt of orchestration
polygonal axe
yo-yo of fortitude
+5 suburban athame of indecision

Spells

Electrical Arrows
Welter Of Deletion
Field Of Tedium
Magnetic Golem

Skills

grammar policing
cataloguing
fitted sheet folding
derailing