Metafilter Character Sheet

Lurker the bomb
weekend warrior
Lurker hails from a disused corner of the palace library, where they were orphaned at a young age. They learned punditry from informational pamphlets but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. For days, they've been followed by a spontaneous squid.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
11

Equipment

+5 axe of confusion
+1 musical set of cufflinks

Spells

Silence All Of Life
Wind Daggers
Earth Plasma

Skills

fashion sense
punditry