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Lurker the big nest
servant
Lurker was born in the west, where verdant sheep pastures stretch all the way to the foot of the great mountain, where they were orphaned at a young age. A dragon torched several of their friends but a swindler stole the family letterman jacket. They dream of heroic recognition.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
17

Equipment

bike horn of temperance
sapient grail

Spells

Cloud Of Joke
Light Storm

Skills

Hamilton-quoting
arguing