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Lurker the mad
undertaker
Lurker has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were orphaned at a young age. The gods cursed them with an obsession with deadgoating but a swindler stole the family color-changing dress. They chase the man who left them for dead.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
24
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

flaming earmuff
bedraggled frisbee
log of abdominal fortitude

Spells

Joke Field
Butts Lol
Stone To Stone

Skills

bird watching
deadgoating