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Ipsifendus the implausible
squire
Ipsifendus's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. They aspired to learn astrolomy, to no success, and no one knows quite why they left home. They're terrified of depths.
Voracity:
7
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
turtleneck of commenting
grave snowflake
Spells
Equivocation
Plasma Of Chill
Poison Cloud
Welter Of Argument
Skills
own-gaol
tumblring
perambulation