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lharmon the impeccable
monk
lharmon was born in a bustling construction site in the castle grounds, where they were the child of loving parents. A dragon torched several of their friends and they left home seeking adventure. They chase the man who left them for dead.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
16
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
6

Equipment

wand of quotation
stupifying catsuit

Spells

World Domination
Wall Of Lightning
Call Of Paphnuty
Rhetorical Thicket

Skills

fitted sheet folding
punctuation
latin declensions