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Captain_Science the hairy
bandit
Captain_Science was born in a forgotten path through the haunted forest , where they were the child of loving parents. The gods cursed them with an obsession with confabulation but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They've always wanted to visit a perfectly legitimate place of business.
Voracity:
6
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
7
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
16
Equipment
ductile shirt
nonplussed squeaky hammer
lorgnette of interoperation
Spells
Cloud Of Perfume
Darkness Barrier
Skills
confabulation
juggling
misspelling
buttling