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ferret branca the wicked
descriptivist
ferret branca hails from the topmost spires of the castle, where they were orphaned at a young age. Their childhood home burnt down but a swindler stole the family stillsuit. They travel with their spendthrift crow.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
30
Equipment
infelicitous figleaf of flaming out
retractable stick
+5 irradiated spork
Spells
Toxic Fiend
Poison Daggers
Sick Burn
Rhetorical Feint
Skills
meteorology
numeracy
dinosaur identification