Metafilter Character Sheet
zippy the boneless
undertaker
zippy hails from a bustling festival grounds, where they were raised by wolves. They apprenticed as a undertaker under a master's tutelage but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They travel with their sharp-tongued dragon.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
14
Equipment
medieval smartphone of elegance
knickers of chutzpah
organic harsh words
Spells
Out Of Evens
Joke Welter
Skills
punditry
blockquoting