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martin q blank the soldier-king
martin q blank hails from a perfectly legitimate place of business, where they were orphaned at a young age. They were entrusted with a magical bathrobe but the disappearance of their mentor still haunts them. They have strange dreams of the crow's nest of a mighty ship.
eggshell of aplomb
button of self-linking
+4 rhetorical glaive of incorporation
Storm Of Lava
long term silencing