Metafilter Character Sheet
thedarksideofprocyon the usurper
bee-keeper
No one knows where thedarksideofprocyon came from but they were an only child. A genie granted them knowledge of rhetorical jiujistu but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They chase the man who left them for dead.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
16
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
glowing super soaker of misapprehension
elegant selfie stick
+4 stillsuit of solitude
Spells
Ping
Puzzle Storm
Skills
band naming
rhetorical jiujistu