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hapaxes.legomenon the bavarian
soldier
hapaxes.legomenon hails from a sod-roofed peasant hut, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They aspired to learn pearlclutching, to no success, but the disappearance of their uncle still haunts them. They travel with their sprightly buffalo.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
14
Equipment
soggy sack of angry cats
hula hoop of empathy
soggy frisbee of solitude
bladed set of cufflinks
Spells
Foam Of Cat
Welter Of Magnetic
Cloud Of Magnetic
No, 'Begs The Question' Doesn't Mean That
Skills
dog-whispering
copy editing
headspin