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churl the wicked
undertaker
churl was born in an aerie on a windy crag, where they were orphaned at a young age. Their childhood home burnt down but a swindler stole the family club. They're terrified of enchanted tableware.
Voracity:
15
Veracity:
7
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
16
Equipment
retractable dirk
axey pelisse of trust
saturnine smartphone of sock darning
appalling femur of friendship
Spells
Elemental Of Wind
Rhetorical Feint
Miasma Of Lava
Skills
making a perfect cup of coffee
selective quoting