Metafilter Character Sheet
Miss Matheson the bad entertainer
greenhorn
Miss Matheson hails from a hidden cave-city, reached only by barely-visible steps carved into the canyon wall, where they were raised by wolves. They taught themselves combativeness but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They travel with their disrespectful axolotl.
Voracity:
6
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
dense jumper of conscience
mercurial harpoon of honesty
Spells
Fire Blizzard
Magnetic Tornado
Skills
combativeness
deadgoating