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The Pluto Gangsta the ceremonious
knight
The Pluto Gangsta was discovered in the wilderness, orphaned at a young age. A dragon torched several of their friends but a swindler stole the family keffiyeh. They've always wanted to visit the topmost spires of the castle.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
glove of resistance
gilded pair of culottes
cartographic sugarplum
Spells
Serene Detachment
Toxic Vision
Electrical Elemental
Wind Miasma
Skills
thinking of the children
grammar policing