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hippybear the broom-plant
necromancer
hippybear hails from a bustling construction site in the castle grounds, where they were the child of loving parents. They were entrusted with a magical trebuchet but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They travel with their gullible peacock.
Voracity:
21
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
6
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
sympathetic bike helmet of absolution
bullish trebuchet
Spells
Make Terrible Pun
Resist Responding
Dispense Banjo
Classic Theme
Skills
dinosaur identification
dot connecting
cat-whispering