General Zod's homepage
August 23, 2001 2:07 AM   Subscribe

General Zod's homepage "You are very wise to visit my web page and pay tribute. You may not be aware of this but the Bush monarchy is no longer in office. They have been replaced with my new order. Read on and you'll discover that I am a peerless master of politics, spearheading a generous and benevolent administration (meaning, of course, that you are allowed to live)."
posted by allaboutgeorge (10 comments total)
Funny. Last night there was a General Zod riff on "Family Guy."
Seemed like a bit of reach for a non-sequitur, but obviously they were surfing the same psychic wave.

No, I don't know what means.
posted by dong_resin at 2:48 AM on August 23, 2001

Yeah, I saw that "Family Guy." I was glad that it came back for a new season. It has many clever obscure references to popular culture. I especially liked the one where he taught his black neighbor's son how to play golf and insisted that the boy call him "Mr. Drummond."
posted by Stretch at 4:34 AM on August 23, 2001

Excellent... I see Zod's plans for domination are continuing apace. Now if only we can eliminate that cursed Walken character!
posted by fidelity at 5:03 AM on August 23, 2001

What I wondered was what had happened between "Superman 2" and Zod's rise to the presidency...good thing I found this Where Are The Now page for General Zod.

It segues nicely into Zod's domination.

Zod soon lost interest in making all the children in his neighborhood cry. In his own words, "It just wasn't the same as ruling Earth."
posted by tpl1212 at 5:42 AM on August 23, 2001

"the Cheney. must...git....the.....cheney
posted by clavdivs at 5:49 AM on August 23, 2001

Q. General Zod, I humbly beseech thee to increase your support for the P-Funk Mothership so that we may increase the funkiness of your glorious rule. Also, could you please release the Parliment Funkadelic from the labor camps? They aren't a real political party. -- John M

A. General Zod is well aware of the Parliament Funkadelic incident and released them Monday afternoon. George Clinton is ordered to give 90% of all funk to General Zod, distributing the rest to all mortals.

posted by thewittyname at 5:50 AM on August 23, 2001

That cracked me up, but I've always thought that Zod looked better in a dress.
posted by Dreama at 9:47 AM on August 23, 2001

Zod's Version.
posted by kindall at 10:03 AM on August 23, 2001

How odd. General Zod is becoming quite popular lately. I've added his other page to my frequent travels. He even answers questions on his message board too!
posted by punkrockrat at 5:37 PM on August 23, 2001

Hah, General Zod just got in a fight with the Rubik's Cube and won!
posted by kingmissile at 6:44 AM on August 29, 2001

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