Crabby, a Basil Ciabatta Crouton
- Companion:
- If only I had a penguin...
- Nickname:
- Pesto Besto
- Age:
- 5 years
- Mood:
- Calm
- House:
- Graceland
- Love Language:
- Naps
- Personality:
- Intense
- Item:
- Cauliflower bouquet
- Bio:
- Crabby wasn't born crabby. He was once a fully hearty aromatic flatbread. He longed to be doused in olive oil and eaten alive. He dreamed of the pastas he would accompany. The dream was lost when the pasta dish and main dish were finished and some bread yet remained. Only the salad was left to be served. Crabby, now torn apart by his misfortune and by the hands of hungry diners, landed in the salad. And that's why he's crabby.