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How about retarded people?

What an ignorant comment. If you'd seen "I Am Sam", you'd know that all retarded people love the Beatles.
posted to Ask MetaFilter by sonofsamiam at 1:58 PM on September 6, 2006

Here ya go, Divine_Wino

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mathowie's community weblog
(with apologies to Arlo Guthrie
and mathowie
and pretty much everybody else)


This song is called mathowie's community weblog, and it's about mathowie, and the community weblog, but mathowie's community weblog is not the name of the community weblog, that's just the name of the song, and that's why... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by False Dichotomy at 4:18 PM on August 31, 2006

OMG this happens to me to. Specifically, whenever i hit a certain used CD store in boston. I know i'll be spending a good hour in there, and i ALWAYS have to go.

The irony is, the store is called NUGGETS.
posted to Ask MetaFilter by quibx at 11:24 AM on June 6, 2005

(Crude language ahead)

Does he eat your pussy or enjoy eating your pussy? If he's a gay man dating a straight woman, chances are he'll do some things in bed and not others (he won't go down on you). If he won't go near your pussy, either 1) he's got ISSUES and get rid of him, or 2) he's gay, keep him around for decorating tips.
posted to Ask MetaFilter by BigVACub at 8:30 PM on September 2, 2006

"I thought the rule was: "Don't marry a woman with a higher income or more education than you."

Doesn't that boil down to "Don't marry a woman who might...well...expect ......stuff."
posted to MetaFilter by BeerGrin at 11:49 AM on August 24, 2006

The Ship That Hit An Iceberg and Sank
posted to MetaFilter by pardonyou? at 8:37 AM on August 14, 2006

When I realized this, I realized that it meant that I valued my marriage above many other things

Which I think is admirable, but not altogether relevant in this particular instance, in which the 10-year-relationship under question began isn't a marriage -- it's an on-again, off-again, high-drama long-distance relationship that began when the participants were in high school. Your understanding of your marriage is that of a... [more]
posted to Ask MetaFilter by scody at 3:19 PM on August 9, 2006

Would you let this woman babysit your children?

No! It looks like she's just eaten one and is hungry for another.
posted to MetaFilter by Turtles all the way down at 7:18 AM on August 9, 2006

If the kissing goes well, move on to gently rubbing his pee-pee, with your hand, over the outside of his pants.

If it gets hard, that means he likes you.
posted to Ask MetaFilter by Meatbomb at 5:54 AM on August 5, 2006

I got a leech in my right eye once. The big end chewed on the white of my eyeball while the little end locked on to the inside of my eyelid. There was nothing I could do about it. I had to wait until it filled up and dropped off by itself. It was about the size of a grape by the time it did that. It left a trail of slime over my pupil that made vision in that eye go blurry for half an hour, and the damage done by the chewing end made blood leak sideways under the surface of my eyeball so... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by flabdablet at 6:16 AM on August 1, 2006

option 3 isn't that great since I'm trying to choose between two good lives for myself.

Oh, and one more thing: you can have a good -- even better life -- by choosing option 3. You seem to be stuck in this notion that the only way you will have a good life is A) in the company of a man, and B) that these two men are your only options. Both assumptions are false. You can choose to have a good life, relationship or not. No... [more]
posted to Ask MetaFilter by scody at 2:07 PM on July 22, 2006

How do you know it's bugged?
posted to Ask MetaFilter by b33j at 8:29 PM on May 28, 2006