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Pagan Atheists?
March 3, 2011 7:36 PM   Subscribe

What you gonna do with atheists, all those pagan atheists? I'm gonna set set set them free, make them Christian just like me. With my faith, my faith my faith my faith. See also Don't Cha Wish Your Savior Was Right Like Mine.

Before you call social services, note that it's a joke. Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company
posted by The Devil Tesla (35 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite

 
Next time, please make sure the smelling salts are by my computer....dang.
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 7:40 PM on March 3, 2011


Awww... those children still believe in God. How quaint!

I wonder if they believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy too?!
posted by markkraft at 7:43 PM on March 3, 2011 [2 favorites]


Is this worse than the Christmas e-card with the hip-hop camels singing "My Humps", all "I'm a-gonna go see Christ?" Who can even say?

I am sure they would both be in heavy rotation on Hell's radio station.
posted by Countess Elena at 7:43 PM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]


Aww come on they're just kids. Do we really have to do this?
posted by nola at 7:47 PM on March 3, 2011


Wut?
posted by oddman at 7:47 PM on March 3, 2011


Finding awkward expressions of faith from religious pre-teens and mocking them for it isn't exactly hard to do.
posted by daisystomper at 7:47 PM on March 3, 2011


Ok on preview it's a joke never mind I guess.
posted by nola at 7:48 PM on March 3, 2011


The more I think about it, the more I realize that my post is terrible.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 7:53 PM on March 3, 2011 [14 favorites]


MetaFilter: The more I think about it, the more I realize that my post is terrible.
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:54 PM on March 3, 2011 [14 favorites]


Future porn actors.
posted by Arthur Phillips Jones Jr at 7:59 PM on March 3, 2011


Children making fun of Christian culture? That's something you don't see everyday.

Based on their website (which is kinda weird and low-quality), it looks mostly like a bunch of low (maybe no) budget videos, with the praise songs as a jokey subcategory, in case you don't take TheDevilTesla's word for it. Looks like a complicated enough joke it's probably not the kids doing it on their own, so I'm guessing it's a family thing?
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:00 PM on March 3, 2011


I gotta say there's nothing redeeming about this whatsoever.
posted by nanojath at 8:03 PM on March 3, 2011 [2 favorites]


Don't you wish your stride was just as wide as mine?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 8:04 PM on March 3, 2011


I don't know, I thought they had some pretty good moves.
posted by odayoday at 8:07 PM on March 3, 2011


Tag: lolxtans. Is Lolxstan next to Kyrgystan and Uzbekistan?
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 8:11 PM on March 3, 2011


That was a joke? I've seen things of that nature that are real. Hard to tell the difference.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:16 PM on March 3, 2011


We are very near the event horizon of Poe's Law. All content that goes inside it becomes entirely indistinguishable from Christian media or parody of said media.
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:22 PM on March 3, 2011 [4 favorites]


Oh, whatever. Since it's a joke, I'm laughing with them. But I would have been just as happy laughing at them if it wasn't. It's hilariously awkward either way.
posted by two or three cars parked under the stars at 8:24 PM on March 3, 2011


Tag: lolxtans. Is Lolxstan next to Kyrgystan and Uzbekistan?


We're neighbors.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:25 PM on March 3, 2011 [6 favorites]


Lolxstan: chief export - cringe inducing videos.
posted by arcticseal at 8:27 PM on March 3, 2011


Stuff like that makes we pray to god the Pussycat Dolls' label sends a takedown notice to YouTube. Which is odd since I'm a heathen and I hate record labels sending takedown notices.
posted by birdherder at 8:40 PM on March 3, 2011


Is there even such a thing as a Pagan Atheist? Ha! How smart are you now, you smarmy little kids! Ha!
posted by helmutdog at 8:42 PM on March 3, 2011


Is this worse than the Christmas e-card with the hip-hop camels singing "My Humps", all "I'm a-gonna go see Christ?"

oh my god, i had to look it up

Thank you, California SB 420, for making this moment a little more magical

posted by mykescipark at 9:01 PM on March 3, 2011 [2 favorites]


Who understands those preacher guys anyway?
posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 9:04 PM on March 3, 2011


That e-card may well be the end of the internet. I mean, one end of the internet. I'm assuming I can find a disturbing image that will blow my brain at the other end. Well, the internet is probably not a tube like that. My point is, that's something I cannot unsee or unhear.
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:18 PM on March 3, 2011


Can they do I Fuck Dogs for an encore?
posted by obiwanwasabi at 11:01 PM on March 3, 2011


Oh. I was actually thinking of this one.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 11:04 PM on March 3, 2011


I didn't click the link...but ANY change to "my humps" is an improvement.

my lovely lady lumps? really fergie?
posted by hal_c_on at 11:43 PM on March 3, 2011


I didn't click the link...

No, really. It's the dawning of a new era. The world will be brought to its knees by cartoon camels that look like a Little Feat album cover.
posted by mykescipark at 12:01 AM on March 4, 2011


Whyyyyy why would you do that to us? Have you no sense of shame? Oh, the humanity!! Whyy--

--oh. It's a joke? Gosh that's still just, really awful!!
posted by brenton at 12:14 AM on March 4, 2011


The card...my goggles have done nothing.
posted by jaduncan at 3:55 AM on March 4, 2011


I need to get off my butt and finish my contrafactum of Telephone.

Father, father, I pray that you take this cup from me
Praying from the garden of Gethsemane-ne
&c.
posted by Thomas Tallis is my Homeboy at 7:13 AM on March 4, 2011


Oh man, I LOVE breaking out that Camel Humps song on people. It's tied for my favorite bestworst song, right up there with Hulk Hogan's 'Hulkster in Heaven'.
posted by FatherDagon at 9:38 AM on March 4, 2011 [1 favorite]


I love Hulk Hogan's novelty album. So bizarre. I heard about it on i-Mockery, a site I haven't visited since early high school. Nice to see they haven't done a redesign on the individual pages and are exactly as I remembered. The home page is new, though...

Don't forget to check out the other bad albums, like the Fabio one. Or the more-obscure-than-it-should-be Star Wars Christmas Album.
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:44 AM on March 4, 2011


Their criticism does not apply to me. I am not a "Pagan atheist". That isn't the god I don't believe in. I mean... err...
posted by Decani at 10:41 AM on March 5, 2011


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