At the entrance to eccentric, self-made billionaire David Walsh’s subterranean Museum of Old and New Art (MONA), just opened in Hobart, Tasmania, in January, you’ll find a bar. “I like the idea of people having a couple of beers and looking at art—then having more and changing their opinions,” he says. With a goal to “shock, offend, challenge and entertain,” the new museum houses Walsh’s eclectic personal collection, valued at $100 million and ranging from Roman coins to mummies to pieces by Damien Hirst; there’s even an entire room filled with Wim Delvoye’s “Cloaca,” an installation that simulates the human digestive systemA billionaire who can't afford $28k?
KK: I had very romantic ideas about untouched native culture, so I went to a truly remote village to see an ayahuascero shaman. I wandered in after a long canoe ride down the Amazon. Towering above the tiny thatched huts were these enormous solar-powered streetlights-I'd been beaten there by the missionaries. Then I had my first meeting with the shaman. He walked out to greet me-I swear he knew I was coming-and he led me into his hut and handed me a leaf-covered branch and motioned for me to shake it over some fevered body. He then took out a dried snake's head, shaved a few flakes from it, and blew them on me. I thought, This is really great. He then busted out a bottle of Eternity perfume and started spraying me! I was crushed. That was the perfume I wore every morning in junior high school, and the old fool thought it was sacred. It was the sudden intrusion of everything I had rejected, the completely banal coming to taint my pure, exotic experience.Up until that point, she didn't give the slightest clue that she'd done anything as prosaic as go to junior high or wear mass-market perfume--it was all about romping around naked in Topanga Canyon and her dad "rolfed [her] every day from the day [she] was born"(he knew Ida Rolf, you know!), and so forth--the same sort of crap that you hear from every name-dropping narcissist that you've ever met. I bet that she still denies her deepest, darkest secret: that she practiced signing her name "Kirsha Bon Jovi" in her Trapper Keeper every day.
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Ur doing it rong
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