Astronomers claim a massive black hole

September 14, 2001 11:36 AM

Astronomers claim a massive black hole orbits our galaxy sweeping from the outskirts to the core while cryptozoologists claim bigfoot was documented on a 1930s vegetable packing crate.
posted by KirkJobSluder (8 comments total)

Wouldn't that just be a picture of a GIANT on the California Giant Brand Lettuce fruit label, not necessarily a bigfoot? Or am I taking this too seriously?
posted by elvissinatra at 12:10 PM on September 14, 2001

Even if it is a bigfoot, I'm not sure it establishes a missing link to stories of the missing link? Couldn't the people who made it have been referring to bigfoot stories in California from 30 years previous?
posted by Hildago at 12:14 PM on September 14, 2001

Also, can't the Green Giant sue them?
posted by Hildago at 12:15 PM on September 14, 2001

Also, can't the Green Giant sue them?
posted by Hildago at 12:16 PM on September 14, 2001

Also, can't the Green Giant sue them?

That wouldn't be very jolly, would it?
posted by kirkaracha at 12:30 PM on September 14, 2001

It's not really the J.G. Giant you'd have to look out so much for, as that little bastard Sprout.
posted by tj at 2:51 PM on September 14, 2001

This is surreal...
posted by feelinglistless at 3:39 PM on September 14, 2001

It's common knowledge that giants and vegetables have gone hand in hand throughout the centuries. Whenever you see a giant, you are bound to find vegetables around him. In fact, according to the 2000 Census, nearly 75% of all giants living in the United States said that their primary occupation of is "vegetable farmer."
posted by elvissinatra at 2:01 PM on September 18, 2001