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August 12, 2011 9:00 AM   Subscribe

FastKat, for Friday fun HTML5/CSS/canvas game. Dodge the round dots in you modern browser. (Has no cats that I've found.)
posted by skynxnex (17 comments total) 9 users marked this as a favorite

 
FASTKAT: THE SCREENSAVER EXPERIENCE
posted by phunniemee at 9:02 AM on August 12, 2011 [2 favorites]


FastKat screensaver, for the lazy!
posted by skynxnex at 9:03 AM on August 12, 2011


Put it on invincible.
Select swirls only.
Keep yourself centered in the stream.
Take drug of choice.
Listen to music.

Enjoy!
posted by oddman at 9:10 AM on August 12, 2011


Firefox ∞.5 must not be "modern" because this thing is slower than mole asses.
posted by DU at 9:12 AM on August 12, 2011


This was just enough fun for this morning. Off to work....
posted by Hicksu at 9:12 AM on August 12, 2011


Christ, I can't even walk around the house without bumping into things like significant walls. This is not the best game for me.
posted by Wolfdog at 9:32 AM on August 12, 2011 [4 favorites]


I want to like this, but there's no way to really tell whether you're about to miss a dot successfully.

The limit to lateral movement also feels kinda forced.
posted by odinsdream at 9:35 AM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]


My brains are going into my feet!
posted by Kabanos at 9:37 AM on August 12, 2011


Whoa.
posted by zarq at 9:38 AM on August 12, 2011


Put it on invincible.
Select swirls only.
Keep yourself centered in the stream.
Take drug of choice.
Listen to music.

Enjoy!


Note: Do not do this if you are prone to motion sickness. Probably epileptics should avoid it as well.
posted by katemonster at 9:47 AM on August 12, 2011


HTML5/canvas apps make my laptop cooling fan spin so fast it creates a rip in the fabric of space/time
posted by KokuRyu at 9:54 AM on August 12, 2011


We're in the pipe. 5x5.
posted by cashman at 10:14 AM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]


I have to go to work but someone should hack that and replace the dots with nyans.
posted by seanmpuckett at 10:21 AM on August 12, 2011


I actually like how you're not really sure about the limit of your movement. Accidentally had a trippy synth song on in the background and made for a pretty fun trip.
posted by artificialard at 11:47 AM on August 12, 2011


I have to go to work but someone should hack that and replace the dots with nyans.

Everybody sing the song with me now
posted by shakespeherian at 11:59 AM on August 12, 2011


If only the cursor was a tiny Starship Enterprise.
posted by furtive at 12:39 PM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]


Sure, this might seem kinda lame, but there is a good chance that in twenty years this exact same website will work in exactly the same way on every device imaginable, the same way that web pages from 1995 still work. YAY HTML!!
posted by The Devil Tesla at 3:04 PM on August 12, 2011


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