... Without her rent-a-guinea pig service, the owner would have to purchase a new, probably younger guinea pig as a companion to the ageing survivor, whose eventual death would force the purchase of yet another guinea pig, locking the owner into an endless cycle of guinea pig purchases ...
Bulgaroktonos: "Attention Europeans: Some of us Americans really like a lot of the things you're doing over there, but when you make laws mandating how many friends Guinea Pigs should have, it makes it very hard for us to take you seriously."
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