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September 25, 2001 5:07 AM

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posted by tranquileye (13 comments total)

This is less than fresh.
posted by muckster at 5:19 AM on September 25, 2001

Whatever works for you. I believe one should travel light and not have to depend on furniture being available when there is the need.
posted by Postroad at 5:26 AM on September 25, 2001

How many times has this link been posted?
posted by glenwood at 5:48 AM on September 25, 2001

I don't know.. but I remember seeing it a few years ago
posted by BlitzK at 6:26 AM on September 25, 2001

The chairs all went on to pursue moderately successful careers as props in daytime TV soap operas. One was even rumoured to be romantically involved with Judge Judy's desk for a time. Used to fondle it's drawers while she hit it with a hammer.
posted by Kino at 6:48 AM on September 25, 2001

"less than fresh" but "not on the front page" does not a "double-post" make.

if you saw it "a few years ago" then it is new to most users.
posted by o2b at 7:15 AM on September 25, 2001

If you want to debate whether or not double posts are okay, please go here.

I would just like to add that we are guests here, and that by posting you subscribe to terms of service. If your post does't follow the guidelines, I think it's fair that they be called out or deleted.
posted by jennak at 7:40 AM on September 25, 2001

this post is perfectly within the guidelines and should not have been called out, i will post my thoughts in metatalk.
posted by o2b at 8:21 AM on September 25, 2001

Insert (nonsensical semi-amusing post by an obviously-inebriated Mefite) here.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 9:06 AM on September 25, 2001

I envision an idyllic system whereby every time a double-post is attempted, an alien pops out of the MetaFilter page, Spaceballs-style and does a little softshoe dance off the screen.

I just want to say, on a personal note, that I am ecstatically happy that within mere moments I have been able to waste precious worktime looking at Chair Porn and a really stupid carp fishing game.

God Bless America!!
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:32 AM on September 25, 2001

This telephone sex used to be equally as hot as this furniture porn site, but they've take down all but one page of their site.
posted by mathowie at 10:01 AM on September 25, 2001

It's Beck's "Sexxlaws" video in the form of a web page!
posted by lannie628 at 4:16 PM on September 25, 2001

You all should really be practing safe sex.
posted by 120degrees at 4:19 PM on September 25, 2001