"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.Someone may want to tell Nathan.
"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.
"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.
That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again.
"Beware of Bein' the Rollerposted by nickrussell at 1:00 PM on October 9, 2011 [6 favorites]
When There's Nothin' Left to Roll."
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WELCOME TO THE PATENTED INTERNET
C'mon folks... was Gopher really all that bad?It was great for the time, but licensing fees killed it, especially in comparison to what the Web could do.
also: has anyone considered patent trolling in a form of protest, e.g. amplifying and repeating the most grievous abuses of the system in order to make the problem non-ignorableAfaik, there are not that many patent trolls operating in the financial sector. Yet, there are enormous opportunities for patent trolling because that sector keeps it's secrets too close to patent for themselves. Feel free to contact me if you're interested in patent trolling the financial sector, especially as a protest against software patents.
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1) the smartphone & tablet patent war
2) h.264 patents
3) lodsys patent troll
4) the patent threats against webM from MPEG.LA
to see how software patents drastically retard innovation and progress. If those particular examples don't do it for you, then the unisys/lzw patents, windows media codecs and MP3 licensing are older but still good examples of what a clusterfuck software patents are.
But then, UN head of Intellectual Property says fake property is good, and there should be more of it, which shouldn't a huge surprise.
posted by ArkhanJG at 12:15 PM on October 9, 2011 [14 favorites]