September 26, 2001

7:59 AM

Who needs Burning Man? Austin [well, Round Rock, actually] has the Hairy Man Festival! "One highlight of the Festival is 'the Hairiest Man Contest.' This year's Grand Prize is a 4-night cruise for 2 from Galveston to Cozumel!!" And don't miss the Legend of the Hairy Man!
posted by tippiedog (4 comments total)

Sounds funny, but I'm planning on going to the Texas Renaissance Festival that weekend (where I'm sure I'll see plenty of hairy men...and women)
posted by ColdChef at 11:43 AM on September 26, 2001

Sounds like an awesome opportunity to safely joke with the Sasquach-esque beasts without being pummeled, but sadly I will be far away from Austin.
posted by Benway at 12:43 PM on September 26, 2001

I knew that there was some kind of Higher Purpose behind my upcoming move to Austin. Cozumel, here I come!
posted by estopped at 4:23 PM on September 26, 2001

I'm scared.

My fiancee and I are taking a 4 night cruise from Galveston to Cozumel.

I better bring my clippers.
posted by bryanzera at 4:06 AM on September 27, 2001