Since all the rest of you are doing the "here's the 100 words I wrote" thing, I will as well. It will also pass time while my roommate and her "friendboy" and I wait for dinner to be delivered. ("Friendboy," by the way, is a wonderful term that another old roommate came up with to describe someone with whom you have that weird nebulous not-dating-but-still-kinda-familiar relationship -- she just sort of blurted it out one day when the guy she was hanging out with called himself her "boyfriend" and she said "no, you're not my boyfriend, you're my.....friendboy." I overheard her telling him that and it stuck.)
Call me Socks. Some years ago-- never mind how long precisely, perhaps seven, or a multiple thereof-- having little to no catnip in my purse, and nothing in particular to excite me on shore, the trees of my home having been plucked bare, by whom I do not know, I fancied I would sail about a little, which some might think odd, having little knowledge of Maine stock, who hath a love of watery places. It is a way I have of driving off the anus gland and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself losing my grin; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself pausing involuntarily before cardboard box stores, and haunting every backyard I meet [ . . . ]
I'm writing this story to see a kitten. There's really no reason to do so, and this is probably being tracked somewhere by someone. My theory is that there are groups of people watching these in real-time (Hey, that should be two words. Don't trick me like that) and selling people's stories to the media outlets. Would that be considered copyright infringement? Probably. Is it worth having my stories stolen and sold illegally in order to see a cute kitten? Absolutely.
So I Am So Very Close To The 100th Word That I Am Going To Use Very Short WordsOMGAKITTYSOCUTEHOLYSHIT!
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