NSFW: Xenomorph nerdery, along with a walk on the kinky side

December 13, 2011 10:37 AM

Do they have odor? Is there a difference between warrior and drone aliens? How could they survive in the same form for such a long time (thousand years?) when actually they are changing their genetic code with every new host?

These are just a few of the posts on the website Alien Experience, which covers everything about the Alien and Predator creatures and movies.

But maybe you're looking for something a little different for your Xenomorph interest, something kinkier? Then read below the fold, where all links should be considered NSFW.

First, a young woman recounts what one can find if you enter the term "xenomorph porn" into Google.

Further Google searches reveal that xenomorph porn is a branch (subspecies?) of both the Naughty Tentacles TV trope and herpy. Herpy is short for herpetophile, a Furry that loves reptiles, though not necessarily in a sexual manner. Herpy is a broad classification, covering real and fictional creatures, from snakes to dinosaurs to dragons to sexual aspects of the xenomorph.

Finally, AYAHUASCA TRIPTRACH IGEEDISKS, a short two minute experimental film by Jim Delarge that recalls some of H.R. Giger's biomechanical paintings that inspired the original alien design.

posted by Brandon Blatcher (24 comments total)

your last link's busted

the fact that this weirds me out and so many other people are OK with it kind of makes me wonder if maybe i am just straight up unsuited to deal with other people
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 10:51 AM on December 13, 2011

Yeah, the last link is broken. Don't know about the other ones, but you can't judge me.
posted by Dr Dracator at 10:54 AM on December 13, 2011

Probably overloaded, try this one for a few examples of Giger's work.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 10:58 AM on December 13, 2011

the fact that this weirds me out and so many other people are OK with it kind of makes me wonder if maybe i am just straight up unsuited to deal with other people

You think that because People On The Internet are into looking at alien porn and you are not, that you are unsuited to dealing with other people?
posted by dobie at 10:58 AM on December 13, 2011 [4 favorites]

Rule 34 my friend, rule 34.
posted by SageLeVoid at 11:12 AM on December 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

I used to worry that my sexual tastes were too strange. Now I worry that they're not strange enough.
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:39 AM on December 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

Facehugger porn...... uhhhh... now that unexpected.
posted by Liquidwolf at 11:47 AM on December 13, 2011

now that WAS unexpected. I meant.
posted by Liquidwolf at 11:47 AM on December 13, 2011

Nothing should be unexpected if you expect Rule 34 to be enforced. Which it apparently is.
posted by zomg at 12:08 PM on December 13, 2011

Facehugger porn is unexpected? The thing's a walking cock & balls with labia on it, out of which comes another dick that rapes an alien fetus into your mouth.

There's basically nothing about it that isn't horrifically and canonically pornographic. It's straight-up sexual horror. That is the whole point. Facehugger porn is lots of things but unexpected sure isn't one of them.
posted by pts at 12:48 PM on December 13, 2011 [9 favorites]

your last link's busted

So is the "sexual aspects of the xenomorph" one.

...What? Don't look at me like that. I was just gonna RTFA, honest.
posted by mstokes650 at 1:06 PM on December 13, 2011

I would pay money to see Aliens vs Lisa Frank.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:11 PM on December 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

It's time for the Annual Aliens nerdfest again? How time flies.

/me reads links

Oh. It's a kinky nerdfest this year.
posted by lekvar at 1:53 PM on December 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

fixed link: sexual aspects of the xenomorph.

If a mod could throw that in the post and accept humble apologies, that would be great.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:17 PM on December 13, 2011

that was exactly what is said on the tin and yet I clicked through anyway, maybe subconsciously hoping for cookies or something, but nope.

it's like that time someone sent me a link that said 'ahaha look hagrid and buckbeak if you know what i mean' and i rather innocently clicked and my brain turned itself inside out only this time i was warned and yet. curiosity, cat, etc.
posted by zennish at 2:55 PM on December 13, 2011

All that Xenomorph porn and not a single girl being penetrated by that incredibly phallic head. Huh.
posted by nathancaswell at 4:17 PM on December 13, 2011

Oh, speaking of uh... creepy, lizard porn... What about insect porn? genki-genki (NSFL -- let's just say, it's not 3d rendering or drawn cartoons. It involves actual humans with actual insect in actual orifices (amongst other things)).
posted by symbioid at 4:51 PM on December 13, 2011

And for less creep in your reptilian sex, here's an adorable as all hell turtle attempting to mate with a shoe. (I think boingboing linked this at one point).
posted by symbioid at 4:56 PM on December 13, 2011

Apparently they do have an odour, or they secrete different sets of pheromones, because in the Aliens: Genocide comic two distinct alien tribes were at war with one another and they were coloured red and grey (I think) for our convenience but the creators said they just "smell different". So there.
posted by tumid dahlia at 6:41 PM on December 13, 2011

@dobie

maybe hyperbolic. better than half my life occurred before the internet, though, and with the myriad ways people have found to express themselves and their sexualities, i kind of wonder if maybe a world that i could understand/not be weirded/creeped by/adapt to died with shoebox-sized cellphones

do people still buy shoes in boxes

god i feel old :(
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 6:53 PM on December 13, 2011

A recently discovered species of the genus Musa: Musa xenomorpha.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 8:52 PM on December 13, 2011

Yeah, well, I know I have confessed to Goonhood previously, so...

Here is a giant thread dedicated to the Alien Vs. Predator games on the SA forums. Despite the primary goal of the thread being the games, there is a lot of serious Xenomorph analysis in it. The thread starter/LP'er Xenomrph knows a scary lot about the bugs and has a scary good collection of data, well supplemented by other goons.
posted by Samizdata at 10:16 PM on December 13, 2011

[I think all the links in the post are fixed now? Let us know if not. ]
posted by taz at 12:03 AM on December 14, 2011

It's probably a sign of either how ubiquitous this stuff has become or how the internet has changed my fandom that my initial reaction on looking at the Seven of Nine/xenomorph porn was, "Hmmm... usually Seven porn shows more Borg implants on the parts of her body that are covered up on the show."
posted by Halloween Jack at 1:58 PM on December 14, 2011