“Why has my sex life been so much more satisfying since I started using Penguins?”

March 25, 2000 1:07 AM

“Why has my sex life been so much more satisfying since I started using Penguins?”
“Another very common question. We think the reason your sex life improved is because of the way you are using them…”

Mmm…a great source of caffeine if you hate coffee and soda—they're sugarless, too!
posted by gleemax (4 comments total)

These things are bad bad bad. Bad as in I can't stop eatting them. I buy them 12 tins at a time, and each tin last 4-6 days. I don't sleep much.
posted by corpse at 1:48 AM on March 25, 2000

The only place that sells them around here is the liquor store. Frustrating.
posted by gleemax at 1:55 AM on March 25, 2000

They're no where around here either, so I just order online.
posted by corpse at 3:25 AM on March 25, 2000

I ordered a case of them from Think Geek when I first heard about them (I have a history of ordering caffeine off the internet - I'm a junkie), but now Kozmo has them, so I can get replenished in under an hour. I like to shove them into a pint of Espresso-Chunk ice cream, and wash them down with a bottle of Bawls - mmmm... buzzy!

Okay, not really, but I do like the mints.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 4:10 AM on March 25, 2000