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January 25, 2012 8:17 AM   Subscribe

Boots and Cats - SLYT silliness. [via]
posted by quin (31 comments total) 17 users marked this as a favorite

 
I never thought the day would come when all of my fetishes would be combined into one. Thank you lord.
posted by Fizz at 8:20 AM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


Leather Cat Bee is what I wish I could now change my MeFi handle to.
posted by Kitteh at 8:20 AM on January 25, 2012


Actually, no. I do not like my boots and cats like I like my coffee: covered in bees.
posted by SomeTrickPony at 8:23 AM on January 25, 2012


Finally this Web 3.0 everyone's been talking about! I like it.
posted by farishta at 8:33 AM on January 25, 2012


omg no why are bees
posted by elizardbits at 8:34 AM on January 25, 2012


How do I boots cat
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 8:39 AM on January 25, 2012


the Hardcore beat can be made with "pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza"
and, to a certain extent, "schizoprenic bum" repeated gives you drum'n'bass

Also, Subterranean House.
posted by Jon_Evil at 8:41 AM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


No, no, nope; you lost me at HORRIBLE BEE EXPLOSION. Be ye warned, Mefites. BEES. EVERYWHERE.
posted by Fui Non Sum at 8:42 AM on January 25, 2012


I needed that. Where "that" = the giddy fit of giggles I was in by the end. I'm afraid to watch it again, though, as Leather Cat Bee could quickly become the stuff of nightmares.
posted by EvaDestruction at 8:47 AM on January 25, 2012


Yes, yes, yes. I can't say yes enough times. Yes.
posted by uncleozzy at 8:48 AM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


I was all set to send this to my partner and then BEES EVERYWHERE. He likes his cats and his knee high boots, but not so much little flying bugs with dangly legs (his words, I think bees are the neatest). SO CLOSE, METAFILTER.
posted by lydhre at 8:53 AM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


Kittehbees present a moral dilemma of unimaginable proportions. Do you swat them with a rolled-up newspaper? Or do you cuddle them?

I mean, let's face facts - the primary objective of all kittehs everywhere is to show you their buttholes, up close and personal. AND NOW THERE ARE STINGERS INSTEAD.

This can only end in tears. And possibly anaphylaxis.
posted by elizardbits at 8:57 AM on January 25, 2012 [4 favorites]


I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!

really, it had to be done
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 9:03 AM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


The giggles. They won't stop.
posted by brundlefly at 9:36 AM on January 25, 2012


Nyan cat mashup, please.
posted by Anything at 10:03 AM on January 25, 2012


Well eventually (i.e. "immediately" for all intents and purposes) a kittehbee would catch its own stinger and eat it. After which it would be cuddle-safe.

Apart from the vicious claws and gaping maw of pointy-teeth death, of course. But dey're so sweeeet!
posted by fraula at 10:16 AM on January 25, 2012


Reminded me of the Animal Beatbox.
posted by oflinkey at 10:34 AM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


Not the bees! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!
posted by buriednexttoyou at 10:40 AM on January 25, 2012


Reminded me of boobies and kittens, except for the thing about the bees.

I like boots, and cats, and boobs, and bees are cool as long as they aren't buzzing around my face and shit.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:48 AM on January 25, 2012


Catboot. (Featuring Thomasina).
posted by CheeseDigestsAll at 10:51 AM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


How do I boots cat

There's a reset button under the tail. Push hard.
posted by Crabby Appleton at 11:35 AM on January 25, 2012


b3tafilter
posted by pracowity at 11:52 AM on January 25, 2012


I shall now begin my waggly dance to indicate where to find the beef.
(aligns self to sun)
posted by Soliloquy at 12:06 PM on January 25, 2012


I really enjoyed that. It had a nice beat and you can stomp bees to it.

Actually I really like bees and would never stomp one, unless it were dressed in leather. Because that would be wrong.
posted by kinnakeet at 12:20 PM on January 25, 2012 [2 favorites]


That. Was. Great! I like oflinkey's linky, too. FISSSSSSSSH.

^ beestomper
posted by steef at 1:06 PM on January 25, 2012


what is wrong with you people i saw this bee at further confusion the other week and squealed so loud you could hear it on the other side of the dealer's room

(and in that vein i also had this (probably nsfw) in the art show.)

because BEES! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
posted by egypturnash at 5:42 PM on January 25, 2012


BEES!!!
posted by gamera at 6:13 PM on January 25, 2012 [1 favorite]


If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a cat — forever.
posted by evilmidnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight at 6:39 PM on January 25, 2012


Thanks to this I've been fucking with with animals remixing NIN's "Closer" in my head all day.

Dogs... Cats... Dogs... Cats... Dogs... Cats.
Wombat, giant pouched rat, wombat, crocodile.

If someone ever made that remix, ala animalbeatbox, I would be this much closer to god.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 7:53 PM on January 25, 2012


Mushroom, Mushroom. Ah snake, a snake....etc.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 10:29 PM on January 25, 2012


The boots & cats & boots & cats thing... has it been going around for long? Because I have a couple of friends who are to blame for certain (sub)cultural phenomena, and I want to know whether there is something I need to blame them for again.

But at the moment, I shall simply watch that video again. Because it is funny.
posted by Because at 9:10 AM on January 26, 2012


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