DRONES ALWAYS CONCENTRATE WHEN SENSORS SHOW AN EMPTY ROOM, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY WILL APPEAR. DON'T YOU LOOK. DRONES WILL WATCH FOR YOU.posted by b1tr0t at 2:41 PM on March 28, 2012 [2 favorites]
DRONES WON'T DELIVER FOOD TO YOU. DRONES WILL TAKE THE JOB, EAT YOUR FOOD, AND SAY THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DINNER DATE CRY.
WHEN ALL WORDS OF KIND SUPPORT AND AFFINITY ARE AIR-TO-SURFACE MISSILES, ALL SOCIAL GRAPH FRIENDSHIPS WILL BE IMPACT CRATERS OF 5 M RADIUS.
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