. . . Bush has been selling weapons to Iraq since whenever, and we knew that, I knew that. During the Persian Gulf War those intelligence reports would come in: "Iraq: incredible weapons. Incredible. Weapons."
"How do y'all know that?"
"Well . . . we looked at the receipt. But as soon as that check clears, we're goin' in. What time's the bank open? Eight? We're goin' in at nine."
The World Famous: How weird is it that Bill Hicks is apparently more widely-known now than Sam Kinison? For a while in the late 80s, it seemed like you couldn't turn on a TV without seeing Sam Kinison screaming in your face.
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