If there's a ticky, take your picky

August 9, 2012 2:16 PM

Need to get tickets for Olympic events? You're out of luck going through the normal venues, but Ticket-Tooth Philip, the world's best scalper, has what you need. [SL Funny or Die]
posted by zombieflanders (9 comments total)

Well, that went in an unexpected direction. I liked it!
posted by Monster_Zero at 2:47 PM on August 9, 2012

This is exactly what London is like
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:49 PM on August 9, 2012

It's refreshing to see Maisie Williams not in imminent danger.
posted by homunculus at 4:36 PM on August 9, 2012

It took a good 30 seconds for me to recognize him. Good deal.
posted by scalefree at 5:26 PM on August 9, 2012

He spends so much time in my consciousness playing that one role (Chain of Command II was on last night, still awesome) that it's so nice to be reminded that the guy can just vanish when he wants to.
posted by dumbland at 5:33 PM on August 9, 2012

As soon as he opened his coat, it was too late.... I'd seen everything.
posted by blue_beetle at 8:09 PM on August 9, 2012 [3 favorites]

It's refreshing to see Ryan Lochte getting a wee bit of crap kicked out of him.
posted by maudlin at 9:24 PM on August 9, 2012 [1 favorite]

Oh Lochte, you real life Jason Stackhouse.
posted by The Whelk at 11:15 PM on August 9, 2012

After his retirement on May 19, 1994, Captain Jean Luc Pickard retired to London and became a local ticket scalper by the name of Ticket-Tooth Philip.
posted by Monkey0nCrack at 7:57 PM on August 10, 2012