Oh boy, if I'm not careful I'm going to loose a whole day over this post and the links from the links from the links... I think I have an unhealthy relationship with vexillology.
So can we talk about how Canada needs a new mercantile ensign because you can't signal distress by flying the Canadian flag upside down? (well you can, but you can't really see it from a distance) posted by Dreadnought at 12:02 PM on November 3, 2012 [1 favorite]
Astronomy nitpick: the Earth flag has Pluto on it. Neil deGrasse Tyson will never stand for it. posted by Philofacts at 12:04 PM on November 3, 2012 [1 favorite]
The North American Vexillogical Association (NAVA) has done two surveys of their members; the first to identify the best and worst US State / Canadian Province flags, and the second to rank the flags of the major cities. (Unfortunately, their image links are down.) They also have produced a guide, Good Flag, Bad Flag, to help flag designers and anyone else who wants to grade them. posted by Homeboy Trouble at 12:14 PM on November 3, 2012
"Do you have a flag? No flag, no country. Those are the rules that I just made up." posted by Suddenly, elf ass at 12:15 PM on November 3, 2012 [3 favorites]
That earth flag leaves something to be desired, I know we're not a nation but name one national flag that features its neighbours, and why show our satellite but not any of the others, there are two satellites larger than Mercury and four larger than the moon, and who besides us is going to notice the asteroid belt in the big picture of our solar system. posted by furtive at 12:36 PM on November 3, 2012
Yeah. The Earth Flag isn't an awful idea, but seems to be more like our address than anything else. posted by Navelgazer at 12:50 PM on November 3, 2012
The earth flag looks like an emoticon.
And not in a good way.
Unless we are cynically winking at the rest. Which I guess is sort of the case. ;-) posted by chavenet at 1:15 PM on November 3, 2012
Proposed Earth flag.
Ffeh. The true Earth Flag will always be Old Freebie. posted by FJT at 1:30 PM on November 3, 2012
Don’t allow a committee to design a flag. Instead, empower individuals to design flags, and use a committee to select among them. posted by ovvl at 1:41 PM on November 3, 2012
It makes the asteroid belt look like a big wall we built to keep the gas giants out. posted by kiltedtaco at 2:15 PM on November 3, 2012 [1 favorite]
mazola: "15 of the World's Strangest Flags (YMMV)"
Apart from looking like a linkbait site, the text for most of the 15 flags seems to have been cribbed from the link also posted by dephlogisticated. posted by brokkr at 2:19 PM on November 3, 2012
Everyone needs to go see dephlogisticated's link, where you will learn which country has a flag that features "a woman crucifying a harp," or "a moustache sprouting from a flagpole." posted by kiltedtaco at 2:54 PM on November 3, 2012
1) There used to be a screensaver that would fly random flag bitmaps in a folder on your hard drive. I learned many a flag that way.
I've seen that link rating flags before and I've always been struck, in addition to the way that it's out of date, by how firmly I disagree with many of the author's picks. I think their methodology is all wrong. Well ok, I think some of their aesthetic judgments are wrong too (Greenland's flag is 'eyewatering'?), but mostly I don't like their stated criteria:
"Graven Images" - Really? Because flag designs are descended from European heraldic norms, and putting 'graven images' on flags is literally the oldest, most traditional thing to do. Plus, flags with pictures on them are sometimes among the verynicest; heraldic norms were about setting rules that made things both distinctive and nice looking, so following heraldic practice often makes for pleasing combinations. Also, putting sheep on your flag is awesome.
"Colonial Nonsense", "Plagiarism" - You know what I think 'colonial nonsense' or 'plagiarism' is? History. It's a flag that has depth and meaning and draws back into the past of the country and reflects past deeds, trials and glories. Flags should connect us to our past, for better or worse, and I feel that the desire to create new and sterile flags is a form of enforced historical amnesia. For example, the flags of South Africa and Australia both get high marks from me because each reflects a historical compromise. In the case of SA, it's a clever and harmonious blend of the old South African flag and the colours of the ANC. The Australian flag, far from being 'un-Australian' as people sometimes say, positively reeks of history, recalling both the Blue Ensign of the early colonial days and the Eureka Flag ("this flag of blue and silver stars") of Australian aspirations for independence. It combines Crown and People and the celestial aspirations of the optimistic state, which is what a flag should do. Granted it would be better if it were changed to include the Aboriginal peoples, but still... also it readily lends itself to mercantile and naval ensigns.
"Hideous Colours" - If Aruba's flag is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
"Too busy" - We often hear that flags must be 'simple'. I think that this is a fundamental misunderstanding. Flags don't have to be 'simple'; they have to work as flags. That means they have to be distinctive at a distance, colourful in parades, and dignified enough to drape on a coffin. 'Simple' sometimes works against these ideas: it's very easy to mix up the flags of Ireland and Italy, for example, when looking for the right embassy in an unfamiliar city. This is also one of the several reasons that the current flag of the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador is, in my view, preferable to the alternate tricolour flag, even though that flag has a cool backstory. The Union Flag, on the other hand, gets flack for being 'too busy'. But it's actually a pretty fantastic design because it's easy to recognise even when it's scrunched up, flapping around wildly or a long way off in the distance. Unfortuantely, it doesn't work well as a flag for use at sea, but that's where the tradition of coloured ensigns comes from in the first place.
So yeah, I disagree. And my subjective judgments are obviously much more True and Worthy their subjective judgments. So there. posted by Dreadnought at 4:51 PM on November 3, 2012 [8 favorites]
My favorite has always been Rem Koolhaas' proposed European flag. posted by bruceo at 4:58 PM on November 3, 2012
So can we talk about how Canada needs a new mercantile ensign because you can't signal distress by flying the Canadian flag upside down?
No, that's silly, the thing to do on seeing a ship with its ensign upside down is to say 'haha, some muppet's put the flag up the wrong way, look!'. If you're in distress and want to tell people about this with flags, the official way is to use the hoist November Charlie (pictured on the left), or the strange flag also in that link, which is more just a big thing for signalling to aircraft than an actual flag. Or you can fly a square flag having above or below it a ball or anything resembling a ball. Here, have some more stuff about signal flags. posted by Lebannen at 5:10 PM on November 3, 2012 [1 favorite]
Oh, there are many 'official' ways to signal distress. This is for a good reason: when you're in distress you might not have ready access to any one of the others. But flying the ensign upside down is one of the most popular because it uses something that you almost always already have: the ensign. Here's an example using an ensign which (intentionally) lacks vertical symmetry. With a commonly-seen flag, the effect is instantly recognisible (see, for example, this poster from the movie The Last Castle, an image that was stark enough that it was withdrawn after the 9/11 attacks) and it's particularly useful when a ship or boat is difficult to pick out in a crowded area of sea (such as a fishing boat in the midst of a flotilla). posted by Dreadnought at 6:01 PM on November 3, 2012
Is that pixel art image in alphabetical order by some language that's not English, or is it just almost right, but actually wrong? posted by aubilenon at 7:10 PM on November 3, 2012
Europe drinks Pepsi posted by quoquo at 6:30 AM on November 4, 2012
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