That is McGross
November 8, 2001 8:03 AM   Subscribe

That is McGross Man eats 18,000 Big Macs.
posted by aj100 (22 comments total)
 


Apparently, 1984 was a vintage year.

And over here, an animation of the burger eating record holder from the 15000 mark.
posted by iceberg273 at 8:31 AM on November 8, 2001


Forgot somethin'.
posted by transient at 8:35 AM on November 8, 2001


Forgot somethin'.

That is because of MeFi's new No Onion policy.
posted by iceberg273 at 8:38 AM on November 8, 2001


Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles

-- you forgot onions --

on a sesame seed bun!
posted by mcwetboy at 8:39 AM on November 8, 2001


I'm impressed that this guy only weighs 180 lbs (at 6' 2") while eating nine Big Macs a day. Maybe McDonald's should take a page from Subway's playbook and turn this guy into the next Jared.

P.S. iceberg: HA!
posted by turaho at 8:39 AM on November 8, 2001


That is because of MeFi's new No Onion policy.
*slaps head* You set me up for that!
posted by transient at 8:41 AM on November 8, 2001


Hey, McWetboy, call me a pervert ("pervert!") but does that onion look slightly...vaginal to you, too? I mean, in a Georgia O'Keefe kind of way?

(and Iceberg, once again, you are my hero)
posted by ColdChef at 8:44 AM on November 8, 2001


i now wonder how many parts of a cow he's actually eaten given the new chicken-head in the mcchicken kind of recipe..
posted by mrplab at 8:45 AM on November 8, 2001


ColdChef: Yes, it does look vaginal.
holy cow! this looks like a vagina too!
Now, that's the ugliest vagina i've ever seen.
posted by sonofsamiam at 8:56 AM on November 8, 2001


Hey, McWetboy, call me a pervert ("pervert!") but does that onion look slightly...vaginal to you, too? I mean, in a Georgia O'Keefe kind of way?

Um ... no ... not really ... [slowly edges towards the exit]
posted by mcwetboy at 9:01 AM on November 8, 2001


ColdChef, quit scaring the straights....

Students have figured Gorske has gone through 14.5 cows, 6.25 million sesame seeds, 1,900 whole pickles, 563 pounds of cheese and 100 gallons of special sauce.

The thought of that much special sauce in one place is mighty disturbing to me
posted by tj at 9:05 AM on November 8, 2001


McSpotlight shows why I hate McDonalds (other than the fact that it makes me sick).
posted by MattS at 9:05 AM on November 8, 2001


Now, that's the ugliest vagina i've ever seen.

Yeah, but at least it's easier to "find the right buttons"
posted by ColdChef at 9:06 AM on November 8, 2001


I think they say that it takes about 7 years for nearly all the physical material your body is composed of to cycle through -- that is, 7 years from now, the matter now comprising your body will have been replaced by cells and fluids formed from matter you ingested in the past 7 years. (Why is that so hard to describe?)

So, anyway, I wonder what percentage of that guy is composed of Big Macs? I especially wonder how much of him is special sauce....
posted by mattpfeff at 9:12 AM on November 8, 2001


I dare say that if he'd invested the money in a mutual fund and made his own sandwiches at home he could be driving a Ferrari by now.

Ferrari...

15,000 Big Macs...

Ferrari...

Hmmm.
posted by daragh at 9:27 AM on November 8, 2001


Any one remember the McDonald's song? That was a damn catchy tune, and in the spirit of true excess.
posted by corpse at 9:46 AM on November 8, 2001


Yeah, cows, sauce, yeah yeah yeah, but how many acres of Amazonian rainforest have been torched so Lunchbox here could munch on his subpar near-beef? I WANT TO KNOW!
posted by solistrato at 10:23 AM on November 8, 2001


But surely Burger King's are nicer?
posted by feelinglistless at 11:48 AM on November 8, 2001


How unimpressive is this? Its not like he can eat twenty big mac in 48 seconds, he just chose a lifetime of eating the same bland food. Its not McGross its McStupid.
posted by skallas at 12:41 PM on November 8, 2001


Started in 1972 with his first car so lets say he was 16 so that would make him 45 years old or just about prime for a cardiac arrest.
posted by stbalbach at 1:54 PM on November 8, 2001


iceberg, you've achieved "#1 in the hood" status for that one.
posted by lotsofno at 2:14 PM on November 8, 2001


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