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November 26, 2012 6:51 PM   Subscribe


 
I see these on my tumblr dashboard multiple times a day. They have yet to get old.

My latest favorite: "Another rejection letter from a college that requires shirts."
posted by Countess Elena at 6:56 PM on November 26, 2012 [13 favorites]


YES! OMG NEW FAVORITE TUMBLR IMMEDIATE FOLLOW IMMEDIATE REBLOG

OLÉ!
posted by tzikeh at 6:57 PM on November 26, 2012


You'll probably like this too, tzikeh: http://fuckyeahmst3k.tumblr.com/
posted by flatluigi at 7:08 PM on November 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


Kittens of the Night, you are officially my New Best Favorite.

(Can they please make one for Poopysuits?)
posted by Mooseli at 7:11 PM on November 26, 2012


I don't get it.
posted by clvrmnky at 7:12 PM on November 26, 2012


Some context.
posted by miss_kitty_fantastico at 7:34 PM on November 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Context is the opiate of the masses.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:38 PM on November 26, 2012 [5 favorites]


This...this *almost* makes me want to watch a Twilight movie, just so I can listen to them riff.
posted by smirkette at 7:40 PM on November 26, 2012


Why no montage of Slab Bulkhead names?? Oh, there it is!

Has yet to get tired of making fun of terrible movies.
Has yet to get tired of watching The Room.
Has plans to see it again on Friday at the local theatre.
Has ticket stubs from the "live riff" show of it.
Has a problem, maybe…

Anyone want to watch MST3k episodes in Vancouver? I have a projector and over 200 episodes…

(oh, I need help. HELP!)
posted by WaylandSmith at 7:47 PM on November 26, 2012 [3 favorites]


Do it smirkette. I was really entertained. Breaking Dawn pt. 1 was... hilarious. Who new?
posted by kittensofthenight at 7:48 PM on November 26, 2012


KNEW fuck
posted by kittensofthenight at 7:58 PM on November 26, 2012


Needs less Twilight and more Final Justice.
posted by mediated self at 8:04 PM on November 26, 2012


Anyone want to watch MST3k episodes in Vancouver? I have a projector and over 200 episodes…

You can only get to over 200 if you go back to the KTMA era.

(I have them all too. Same deal applies from me BTW, but nix the projector and change the location to Brunswick, GA.)
posted by JHarris at 8:11 PM on November 26, 2012


SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM
posted by The Whelk at 8:15 PM on November 26, 2012



Needs less Twilight and more Final Justice.

HEY MALTA, GET A TREE.
posted by The Whelk at 8:16 PM on November 26, 2012 [3 favorites]


You can only get to over 200 if you go back to the KTMA era.
Yep, I have them. Are any of them actually worth watching, in your opinion?
posted by WaylandSmith at 8:22 PM on November 26, 2012


Oh, kittensofthenight, I think I know what to propose to my NYE guests between board game sets & cocktails. This will be my righteous revenge upon my friend who made us all watch The Human Centipede. You won the Internet tonight.

/There was a Human Centipede beer bong, cookies, and souvenir magnets, so there's that.
posted by smirkette at 8:35 PM on November 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Everyone in this thread is my New Best Friend.
posted by Doleful Creature at 8:39 PM on November 26, 2012


There was a Human Centipede beer bong

I'm pretty sure you're just blowing smoke up my ass.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:39 PM on November 26, 2012 [11 favorites]


I've got them (that are in fan hands at least; no fan has a copy of either of the first two or three) but haven't watched them all. If you're an MST fanatic then any of them, certainly, but they should be watched with the caveat that they were really new at it. Also, you have to go into it more with the UHF movie host tradition in mind.

If they're movies that they would revisit on cable (many Sandy Frank movies especially), that gives you a little more incentive to watch them.
posted by JHarris at 8:42 PM on November 26, 2012


I'm pretty sure you're just blowing smoke up my ass.

It wasn't just smoke, honey! (bites cigar, Groucho-style)
posted by smirkette at 8:49 PM on November 26, 2012


This one from the MST3K... it is Manos, The Hands Of Fate, isn't it?

But to the topic du jour: I am almost tempted to watch Twilight now too.

But I think I may stomach but one.... unless someone wants to bite open my stomach and release the ungodly beast within....
posted by Mezentian at 9:12 PM on November 26, 2012


That's Manos all right.
posted by JHarris at 9:22 PM on November 26, 2012


Joel is this a snuff film? IS IT?!
posted by The Whelk at 9:22 PM on November 26, 2012 [3 favorites]


-Your power fails you!

-You know what that means.
posted by Rangeboy at 9:25 PM on November 26, 2012


TUSK!
posted by DiscourseMarker at 9:52 PM on November 26, 2012


CHICKS AND DUCKS AND GEESE BETTER SCURRY
posted by The Whelk at 9:53 PM on November 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


During the winter holidays most families get together and watch the classics, like Miracle on 34th Street or It's a Wonderful Life. But my family, when we get together for Christmas we always watch...Jack Frost.
posted by Doleful Creature at 10:18 PM on November 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Metafilter: This information has provided me with interest, and for that, I thank you!
posted by tzikeh at 10:28 PM on November 26, 2012


Needs less Twilight and more Final Justice.

Just go ahead on and make one yourself.
posted by dhens at 10:32 PM on November 26, 2012


more final justice
posted by The Whelk at 10:33 PM on November 26, 2012


I love Space Mutiny SO MUCH. "Put your helmet on! We'll be reaching speeds of 3!"

(It's going to take me at least an hour to put the laptop away and get out of bed this morning)
posted by iamkimiam at 12:20 AM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


HA! The wiki page has a list of alternate names for our Space Mutiny hero!

(Also, don't forget to sign Sherri's card)
posted by iamkimiam at 12:28 AM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


related: Mystery Science Bunker 3000
posted by camdan at 1:48 AM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


PROGRESS!

This one gets me every time.
posted by gc at 4:58 AM on November 27, 2012


I just watched Space Mutiny.
The '80s takedowns in the credits were pretty much the best MST3K bits ever.
posted by Mezentian at 5:42 AM on November 27, 2012


Doleful Creature: But my family, when we get together for Christmas we always watch...Jack Frost.

Not that there's anything wrong with Jack Frost, but you are aware that MST3K did two Christmas movies, both of them among the best episodes generally? They are 321: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (Joel) and 521: Santa Claus (Mike). Notably, Cinematic Titanic did SCCTM again, with all new riffs.

SCCTM is a legendary bad movie. Santa Claus is a Mexican import brought over by K. Gordon Murray. Both are bizarre and silly enough to be watchable even by people who haven't completely invested in the show yet. I think SCCTM has the stronger host segments, including classics like "A Patrick Swayze Christmas."
posted by JHarris at 7:43 AM on November 27, 2012


Anakin doesn't like sand.
posted by Navelgazer at 8:29 AM on November 27, 2012


JHarris: Don't forget about Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. it pretty much defies explanation.
posted by lkc at 11:07 PM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


Aaah good catch lkc. That's a particular favorite of mine in fact, probably the worst movie of all these (and if it can beat out Santa Claus Conquers The Martians it must be pretty bad).
posted by JHarris at 11:42 PM on November 27, 2012


This...this *almost* makes me want to watch a Twilight movie, just so I can listen to them riff.

That is precisely the conditions under which I watched the second Twilight movie and IT IS SO WORTH IT.

Although you should gather a crowd with you and have pizza and beer. That also was involved when I saw it.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:02 AM on November 28, 2012


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