"20 years holding back a collective tidal wave of jism"
November 29, 2012 1:42 AM Subscribe
posted by bardic (115 comments total)
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Former college football powerhouse Notre Dame hasn't won a national title in a long time (1988, natch
). They have a rabid fan-base (arguably the biggest in college sports) and the largest TV deal in the nation with NBC
. This season they came from pretty much out of nowhere to land a spot in the national title game
. The problem, however, is that the school and its fans are in fact horrible, no-good people. Presenting Drew Magary's A-Z Hater's Guide to Notre Dame!
"Catholicism: No football program wears its religion on its sleeve more than Notre Dame. Even BYU isn't obnoxious enough to have Jesus overlooking the end zone. It's that kind of 'we're more special than you' attitude that makes me hope that Satan will one day crawl out of the Earth's mantle and raze the entire Notre Dame campus with a single crack of his fire lash."