Grumpy Cat may be in for some competition. posted by brennen at 1:01 PM on December 8, 2012 [5 favorites]
He looks like he's wearing little rubber gloves. posted by shelleycat at 1:17 PM on December 8, 2012 [2 favorites]
Otters are jerks. Just ask shellfish. This otter deserves to cry for all the bad things he's done. But, despite the tears, he will show no true repentance. posted by GenjiandProust at 1:24 PM on December 8, 2012 [1 favorite]
I dunno, my face looks a lot like that if I eat watermelon rind. posted by Malor at 2:07 PM on December 8, 2012
You know how people say tomatoes used to be better before factory farming? Was there ever a time when watermelon was actually good.
Lil guy reminds me of the drawings of the stoats from Wind of the Willows, all squinty eyes and fangs. posted by Ad hominem at 2:10 PM on December 8, 2012 [1 favorite]
Must... Eat... The... (Eww!) Whole... Thing... Can't stop now, I might never get food again! posted by Kevin Street at 2:15 PM on December 8, 2012
Isn't that how every Bond villain looks after his evil plans are foiled? posted by CheeseDigestsAll at 2:42 PM on December 8, 2012
In that first photo, he's seems to be yelling at another otter to stop pooping in front of him while he's "trying to eat over here!"
The last photo is his reaction to the other otter eating watermelon without first washing his paws. posted by orme at 2:44 PM on December 8, 2012 [2 favorites]
They are not evil at all
Giant otters are called River Wolves in Spanish. Tells you what you need to know. posted by jontyjago at 3:57 PM on December 8, 2012 [1 favorite]
I swam with a giant otter (Pteronura brasiliensis). It was awesome. He liked to be dragged through the water around and around and around, by a finger hooked just behind his canine teeth. posted by The otter lady at 5:02 PM on December 8, 2012 [6 favorites]
I once saw a giant otter drown a caiman. Giant otters are kind of terrifying. posted by ChuraChura at 6:11 PM on December 8, 2012 [1 favorite]
Well, *I* saw an otter shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. And steal his abalone. posted by briank at 6:48 PM on December 8, 2012 [14 favorites]
When I was a kid we once spent Christmas at my aunt's place in Idaho. She had a volcanically heated pool and one of the local river otters had made it his winter residence. He seemed to love play in the water, jump out to dive into a snowbank and throw snow everywhere and then back into the water. posted by the_artificer at 7:36 PM on December 8, 2012
@Sys Rq
Dude! those are some nasty otters. posted by dougzilla at 8:37 PM on December 8, 2012
Ad hominem: "You know how people say tomatoes used to be better before factory farming? Was there ever a time when watermelon was actually good. "
Yes. In the summer in Central Asia. I think I ate more watermelon in two months than I had consumed my entire life previously. posted by Gordafarin at 2:22 AM on December 9, 2012
The black circles around his eyes make him look like Pope Benedict. posted by Mayor Curley at 3:06 AM on December 9, 2012
That last photo was fantastic. It made Mrs A's morning. posted by arcticseal at 9:51 AM on December 9, 2012
Have you people never grown watermelon? Watermelon is fucking delicious.
Also you can spit the seeds at people. posted by brennen at 2:52 PM on December 9, 2012 [2 favorites]
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