Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
Like many others I had bought this product as an alterenative to shaving, even though I use the razor regularly it always leaves stubble so through this would last longer - well it definately does.
When (if) my tackle does grow back I'm sure it will be completely hairless.
Whilst this does exactly what it says on the box, a cheaper (and less painful) method might be to apply petrol to the nether regions & set fire.
Try one of the depilatory powders sold in the black men's grooming products section of the drug store (They are more prone to ingrown hairs than white men are; they need these things).
Do a patch test first
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